Link-O-Rama

TGIF Peeps! Time to get out of that cubical for two full days!

Someone get Paris Hilton a tin cup so she can bang it on the bars in the clink!

Worried about one of your favorite shows getting the ax? Go vote for it!

Britney and K-Fed reach settlement: K-Fed gets $1 million and they will have joint custody of the boys.


Worlds freaky tall man, 7'0" Bao Xishun, marries 5'6" chick after a "long and careful selection" process. Hope that's not the only thing he is careful about!

Someone we love: Kathy Griffin. Someone we think is pretty awful but somehow manages to meet a ton of stars and land a guest spot on Dirt: Perez Hilton. The two of them photographed together? Maddening.

The brilliant girls over at Go Fug Yourself find a perfectly good explanation for Christina's fashion botch.

Howard K Stern is Ruining Our Week.

Howard K Stern has filed an appeal in the paternity suit over Dannielynn, Anna Nicole Smith's daughter. Last week, DNA samples were taken from Larry Birkhead and Dannielynn and the results have been sealed until the hearing continues on 3 April in the Bahamas.. Stern, by filing an appeal has now delayed the results being released for who knows how long.

Howard, if you are the father and you know it as you say you do, why the delay??? There is no reason for this unless of course you know you are not the father.

Put us all out of our misery and give up. You've already lost!

Introducing MC Rove........

Karl Rove jets jiggy with it at the Radio and Television Correspondents Dinner last night. "Thriller" it aint.....

"Bye Bye, Curly"

Chris Sligh went home last night on American Idol. It was not unexpected after his woeful rendition of "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic". Chris was "off tempo" the whole way through the song and just didn't look comfortable, and then admitted to the Judges that he was off. Admitting you were off is on par to forgetting the words, and that was his ticket home.

Haley Scarnato narrowly avoided the boot, as she was in the bottom three along with Chris and Phil Stacey. Even Ryan Seacreast couldn't remember Haley's name,calling her Stacey before going to break. It was all quite predictable,as Chris was the worst of the night, apart from Sanjaya, who it appears is never going home.

Also predictable was Ryan Seacreast walking on stage wearing a Sanjaya mohawk wig. Randy Jackson pretended to look gobsmacked, and Simon was trying to fake a bit of shock, and weirdly they didn't show Paula's reaction,(maybe because she was trying to find her arms in those enormous sleeves she had on) It was a lame gag. Sanjaya thought it was the funniest thing he'd ever seen. He's clearly enjoying his 15 minutes.

Ryan Reynolds Weeps...

Jane Magazine has some great fake mugshots of actors from the Sundance Film Festival. I'm putting this up especially for Mia, because she would like to think that he's sobbing uncontrollably because he can't be with her!! hahaha!!

Kissy Kiss...

Here it is, THE KISS , between Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston on the Dirt season finale last night. Hot? or not?

I See London, I See France....

.....and, Haley Scarnato, I can see your underpants!! Mia and I are convinced that the camera took a shot straight up Haley Scarnato's skirt last night, just as she started to butcher and leave for dead, Cyndi Lauper's "True Colors". Haley perched on the stairs in a very short skirt and as the camera panned in on her, you could see straight up her dress!! If I can get some photographic evidence of this I'll post it .

The production wizards at American Idol probably did it on purpose to try and grab some attention away from Sanjaya's Mowhawk, which was just a disaster in and of itself. I won't even talk about his singing. As Simon put it "there's nothing that we can say to you at this point". I have no idea what song Sanjaya performed. I couldn't stop looking at that My Little Pony 'do!

Everyone else was massively ordinary, except of course for Melinda Doolittle, who sung a Donna Summer song, but looked awful. She needs some help from Sussanah and Trinny in the "What Not to Wear" department. Lakisha also sang Donna Summer and was good, Gina was the best she's been so far and everyone else was forgettable. Phil should be voted off just for wearing a hat. If you choose to be bald, be proud.

Gwen Stefani seemed underwhelmed with all the "talent", but was very diplomatic and sweet. Gwen seems like a very nice person.

Leave Them Alone!

I'm so tired of the rumors that Courtney Cox and David Arquette are having marriage problems. I am such a huge fan of Courtney's and David's and I really think this is just a case of the media wanting to see them fail. This time, it's Star Magazine and they are blaming the troubles on Courtney's negative friends.

A source tells Star “Some people think they (Courtney’s girlfriends) have it all, but they are a ‘glass half-empty’ bunch. They’re down on love, and they seem to complain a lot.” Star’s source believes, “this creates problems between her and David that wouldn’t be there otherwise.” “Courtney is probably suddenly seeing more negative traits in David,” adds another source. “But now I bet he can’t do anything right.” And in turn, David is spending time alone to give Courtney the space she needs.

I refuse to believe it.

Gross

Remember when Angelina Jolie made out with her brother on the red carpet? It was so awful. Well, we are forced to face that awfulness again because James Haven has blamed Angelina on his singlehood.

"Maybe I haven't found the right woman because my sister is too picky for me. Any woman has to go through two filters, me and then my sister. I'm a perfectionist by nature. Then, because I'm so close to Angie it's like I've already to the perfect woman in my life and it's hard for anyone else to live up to that."

Ok, dude! That's just wrong!! I love my brother but I am so not making out with him on numerous occasions! And no way would I be a "filter" for him! This guy needs a serious reality check. Your sister is married! You can't have her! She isn't the "perfect woman" in your life because she is your freaking sister man! And it's wrong! And gross! Ack.

Allegra Versace Treated for Anorexia

Donatella Versace, Gianni Versace's niece, confirmed to ET that her daughter, Allegra, is being treated for anorexia. In a statement to ET, Donatella and Allegra's father Paul Beck said,

"Our daughter, Allegra has been battling anorexia, a very serious disease for many years. She is receiving the best medical care possible to help overcome this illness and is responding well. As parents, we are doing our best to protect our daughter. However, due to numerous media reports, we want to let everyone know that we appreciate their concern for Allegra."

How sad. It has to be so hard to grow up surrounded by everything fashion, including the ultra thin models that walk the cat walk in her mothers designs.

More Drunk Folk

Today is obviously the day that I feel like posting pictures of drunk people. Check out what partying with P-Diddy can do to you (and is it just me, or do they look like a couple of mug shots that would turn up on The Smoking Gun?)!

I hope Posh's reality cameras were following her around because you just know if you are looking like that, you did something stupid!

source

Excuse Her Boob

In case you don't have access to any of the British tabloids, here was what was on many of the covers today:


Yup. That's hottie (looking a wee bit drunk) Prince William getting his drink on with some random chicks, neither of whom are his girlfriend Kate Middleton. He sure does have a good hold of that chicks hooter, doesn't he? Maybe she is keeping him from falling over? Prince Will is second in line for the British throne but I'm sure this wont be a problem for his future. Unlike if he were American and planned on being President some day. If that were the case, his life would be over.

And we all thought Harry was the wacky one!

John Travolta Loves Elizabeth Taylor......Huh?

John Travolta tells The Scoop that he used to fantasize about Elizabeth Taylor. He even told her about his fantasies when he met her in the 70s!
"I told her I had a recurring dream, which was true. I said 'You know that white dress you wore in Cat On A Hot Tin Roof? Well, you weren't wearing it in that dream.' Then Taylor shot back "Well, I'm not wearing anything under this right now."
Ack!!! This disturbs me on so many levels! I actually have a visual that I'm having a hard time getting rid of . Travolta goes on to say that he regrets not taking advantage of it!
"I was 21. Yikes."
Holy cow. I'm so glad the story ends there.

Anna Nicole: Accidental Overdose

Dr Joshua Perper has just announced Anna Nicole Smith's cause of death was accidental overdose of chloryl hydrate, a sleeping medication.

Chief Charlie Tiger of the Seminole Police Department also spoke and said that the case will be closed, as there is no evidence of homicide. Chief Tiger also said "at this point, Howard K Stern will not be charged with anything".

Dr Perper spoke at length and described all the stages of the autopsy and subsequent toxicology reports and investigations.

So it was an accidental overdose combined with drug intoxication.

Poor thing. I feel bad for her.

Grey's Spin Off Details!

ABC has finally released a press release with some eagerly anticipated Grey's Anatomy spin off info!

Description:

Grey’s Anatomy executive producer Shonda Rhimes combines the heart and soul of television’s top-rated drama with exciting new faces in a sun-drenched new location to create a drama with a very different vibe.
It’s an intimate portrait of the choices and changes we make in our search for happy lives. Following a failed attempt at reconciliation and two disastrous affairs, neonatal surgeon Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery craves a new relationship and journeys to Santa Monica to seek advice from her med school friends, Naomi and Jackson. But she finds her idealized view of their achievements – successful marriage, 14-year-old daughter and a highly successful health cooperative – doesn’t match reality.
Jackson’s success as a TV health guru pushed him to divorce Naomi and now he’s lonely. Fertility specialist Naomi wants love, but she doubts their boyish surfer/receptionist is the answer. The rest of the Oceanside Wellness Group staff has their own life issues. The sexy alternative medicine doc is a widower masking his grief with one-night stands. The gynecologist who doesn’t know a thing about women had his car stolen by this week’s Internet hookup. And the therapist doubts she’s doing any good at all.
Fortunately, together they’re a formidable medical team doing cutting-edge work. Working with them, Addison realizes that moving to Southern California and joining her friends could be the right prescription for her own life. Starring Kate Walsh (Grey’s Anatomy), Tim Daly (Wings, The Nine), Amy Brenneman (Judging Amy), Chris Lowell (Veronica Mars), Merrin Dungey (Alias), Paul Adelstein (Prison Break), and Taye Diggs (Day Break, Kevin Hill). It’s a warm, funny, deeply affecting character

Principal Cast Informaion:

Amy Brenneman as Violet· Chris as Dell · Kate Walsh as Addison Shepherd· Merrin Dungey as Naomi· Paul Adelstein as Cooper· Taye Diggs as Jackson· Tim Daly as Pete
source

Peyton Manning on Saturday Night Live

In case you missed it, here is a sure to be classic clip from Saturday Night Live with Peyton Manning.

Cover Your Ears

Jo De La Rosa one of the stars of Real Housewives of Orange County, as actually managed to snag a recording deal, and is currently in the studio recording her debut album "Just Jo".

After seeing De La Rosa record her demo for “Falling” on Real Housewives, immergent President John Trickett and Senior VP of Business Affairs and A&R David Helfant quickly contacted the singer/songwriter and offered her a record deal. David remarks, “When I first saw Jo sing on the show, I was immediately taken by her charisma, talent and vocal ability. She is a triple threat – Jo has a great voice, she is an amazing dancer and writes hit songs. Given Jo’s tremendous international fan base from the show, I knew we could make a great record with broad-reaching commercial appeal.” Within days, she was in immergent’s state-of-the-art in-house recording studio and a new remix of the television version of “Falling” was immediately sent to digital retailers.

Pul-heez! Sorry everyone, but Jo Just can't sing. We were treated to her yowling her single on one of the recent episodes of Real Housewives and it was just sad.

Jo needs a dose of reality from Simon Cowell.

Hope You Are Done With Your Breakfast

Can someone please tell Heather Mills that leg details are just not necessary?

"(My leg) was ripped out completely, so there was like spaghetti strings (hanging down) and they couldn't re-attach it, luckily. My mother lost her leg at the same age as me in the same place, but they re-attached it… (Her leg) was hanging off by a piece of skin and they re-attached it and she died years later when she was 47 because of bad blood circulation. Anyone that has their leg ripped off, tell them to keep it off… otherwise they shove it back on, you hobble around for six, seven years on crutches, in a wheelchair, and you go, 'Just take the bloomin' think off.'"

via Yahoo

Britney News of the Day

I'd prefer to only have to write about Britney and K-Fed once a day so I'm going to lump all the latest in one post. Here we go:

Britney's First Outing:
People is reporting that Britney's first public outing was a trip to Millennium Dance Complex to take a hip-hop class. Sporting her wig, she showed up unannounced with her assistant and a bodyguard for the 'advanced-level hip-hop class'.

"The minute she walked in, she basically it up the room. I had no idea she was coming, so I was shocked." said instructor Darrien Henning. "She did the choreography really well. In fact, she came in and nailed it."

Uh, yeah, shocking seeing as she is a pop star! Idiot.

K-Fed:
Kevin took Sean Preston and Jayden James to Vegas with him on Friday to celebrate his 29th birthday. He had dinner with family and friends on Saturday night then headed over to Pure Nightclub (shocker) where his ex-girlfriend, and baby momma to his other kids, Shar Jackson celebrated with him.

"My entire family came out for my birthday. My brothers are here, my mother, my father, my sister and even my ex Shar Jackson came out for this."

Wow. How exciting for you.

Britney Got a Tooth Ache:
Spears had to go to the dentist because she got a nasty tooth ache. This was of course turned into a huge deal over the weekend but the official word from her manager Larry Rudolph via That Other Blog is,

"They're all wrong, she just went to the dentist. She had a tooth ache, I have no more details."

I just hope they don't give her anything too strong for the pain. Maybe they worked on it without giving her any pain medication at all, kinda like James Frys' visit to the dentist that he lied to us about.

Larry Birkhead Files for Trademark

Larry Birkhead filed for a trademark on the phrase "Goodnight My Sweet Anna Baby". The trademark would cover books, movies, tv programs, stage plays and electronic media.

I hope that he's trying to protect his phrase so that Howard K Stern can't sell it along with the rights to a Lifetime movie. Cynics might say he's trying to profit from his involvement with Anna Nicole Smith, but here at Team Larry, we won't hear a word of it!!

(source)

In other Anna Nicole related news, Judge Larry Seidlins e-mails have been requested in a public records request. TMZ is not sure who has asked for all the emails, but think it could have something to do with Judge Seidlin being approached for a TV deal during the hearing about Anna Nicole.

"Reign of Tara" is Over

A new Miss USA was crowned on Friday night. Rachel Smith, 21, Miss Tennessee received the crown from controversial 2006 Miss USA, Tara Conner.

Before the show, Conner summed up her year to PEOPLE, saying: "The reign of Tara was miraculous. Literally, because I got sober during it, and that's the most important thing."

Now that her reign is over Conner plans to do some acting and write a book and stay sober. Mia and I are speculating that once she was free of the clutches of Donald Trump, she headed straight for a bar to enjoy her sobriety Lindsay Lohan style!

Congratualtions Rachel! Let's hope that your year as Miss USA is scandal free!!

Jason Shoulda' Kept His Trap Shut

The New York Daily News is reporting that Britney Spears has sent her lawyers after ex-husband #1, Jason Alexander. Alexander, who Britney was married to for all of 55 hours back in 2004, recently told a British paper, the Sunday Mirror, all kinds of juicy details about Britney and she is not too happy about it. While Spears was in rehab, he said, among other things, that she had engaged in excessive drug use and that he was worried she might 'end up like Anna Nicole Smith'. Britney's lawyer tells the Daily News that Alexander

"...has been peddling false, defamatory and outrageous stories," and "...selling and exploiting private and confidential information about Ms. Spears to the media for money and notoriety."

It sounds like Britney has plenty to be angry about because Alexander is violating a confidentiality agreement that he signed before they got married!

Hollywoods Newest Educator: Posh Spice

Ok, maybe it's the wine that I am forced to consume to deal with the Marcia Brady news, but I find this story totally hilarious. Guess who is forming a book club? Victoria Beckham! She is organizing a monthly book cub and intends to teach her American girlfriends all about English literature! Posh Spice is going to teach English lit, people!! Is this legal? Is she certified? I'm totally shocked that Posh is a book reader at all let alone capable of teaching some poor American chicks the finer points of English literature. And you already know who her main gal-pals in need of enlightening are. Yup, Katie-trapped in Scientology hell-Holmes and Jennifer Lopez. According to the Daily Star,

"When Victoria told Katie about a book club, Katie thought it was a great idea, especially as she would love to earn more about British classics."

I bet Katie is only joining so she can get off the mother ship once a month.

My Childhood Memories Just Got Shattered

Say it isn't so!!! Maureen McCormick, better known as Marcia from The Brady Bunch, has apparently told People Magazine that she used to do cocaine and suffer from bulimia. Cocaine?? Marcia!? She reveals that the eating disorder came first when she went back to public school when she was 17 then a boyfriend introduced her to cocaine. She says it then became clear that she "has an addictive personality". She has since "cleaned up" through "therapy and faith". Holy cow. It's a good thing I found about this after 5:00 on a Friday. I have the entire weekend and several bottles of wine to help me get over it. At least the coke snorting wasn't going on during The Brady Bunch years. I'm still not over the whole Greg and Mrs. Brady hooking up thing.
source

Should You Believe Everything You Read?

Being the magazine junkie that I am, I found this report by the American Council on Science and Health very interesting. They reviewed nutritional and fitness information in many of the popular magazines that we all read. In the report, they site a survey done in 2006 that showed a whopping "42% of the respondents reported that they had made diet-related changes in the previous six months on the basis of information they had obtained from health and fitness magazines." Wow! I know there have been many times when I've read conflicting information so it's good to know who I can trust and who I can't. How did your favorites stack up?

Excellent:
Consumer Reports

Good:
Glamour, Ladies' Home Journal, Shape, Child, Parents, Cooking Light, Fitness, Women's Day, Good Housekeeping, Redbook, Self, Health, Runner's World, Better Homes and Gardens, Prevention

Fair:
Men's Health, Reader's Digest, Cosmopolitan, Muscle and Fitness

Poor:
Men's Fitness

Looks like the men's magazines have got some work to do! Here is what the ACSH report says about an article that appeared in Men's Fitness,

"We have rarely seen so many myths, misconceptions, and unproven notions in a single articles."

And on Cosmo,

"Grossly unhealthful, nutritionally unbalanced fad diets."

Wow! Put down your Cosmo ladies and pick up Consumer Reports for your next dose of health and fitness reading! Find the full report here.

J. Lo Thinks It's Halloween

I'm not scared to admit that I can't stand J.Lo. She's a talentless diva, and who even knows what her husband is "famous" for. I can't believe she chose a dress with a likness of Marc Anthony all over it.

Bobby Trendy - Excuse His Beauty

Mia and I just love how self deluded this Anna Nicole flotsam is....

Homeless Howie

Howard K Stern is going to be booted from "Horizons", the Bahamian home that he is currently hiding out in with Dannielynn.

TMZ is reporting that G. Ben Thompson, who bought the house for Anna Nicole, with the agreement that she would buy it from him at a later date has said

"We know that Howard K. Stern cannot pass [the DNA test] in any way that would suggest he is the father of that particular child"

Wow, the only way he could possibly know this is if Anna Nicole told him directly or Howard K Stern told him directly. Stern will be presented with an eviction notice.

Things are really heating up in the whole Anna Nicole Smith saga. Paternity results could be revealed as early as today, the inquest into Daniel Smith's death starts next week, and Dr Perper, the Broward County Medical Examiner, will be holding a press conference at 10:30am on Monday to reveal the final results of the autopsy.

The National Enquirer and Star Magazine are claiming to know the results of the autopsy, which are that Anna Nicole died of an overdose of sleeping medication. I'm reserving judgement until I hear it from Dr Perper.

Quote of the Day

Brooke Shields was the cover girl in the March 23 edition of Life Magazine, and she has an interesting take on motherhood. I hear ya Brooke.

"24/7 with the kids? I don’t know how people do it. If my main job was just to be with the two of them, I would not be as effective. I would be short-tempered; I would be less appreciative."

Only One Baby for Tom

The gossip world was all aflutter when the rumor that Tom Brady had not only gotten his ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan pregnant, but his current girlfriend Gisele Bundchen pregnant as well. Gisele has finally addressed the rumors and insists to a Spanish TV show that she is not with child.

"It's crazy how people can make up these stories. I'm not pregnant and I'm not planning to be pregnant anytime soon. I have so many contracts to do, so many projects."

The rumor was first started by a Brazilian celebrity website two weeks ago. Personally, I'm pretty bummed out by this news. The two babies with two different baby-mommas would have been just the soap opera celebrity crap I'm so into.

Speaking of Bridget Moynahan, did you see her on Martha Stewart? She is five months pregnant and looks absolutly fantastic!











source

Heather Mills is Nuts

Heather Mills told Larry King that she had more money before she married Paul McCartney so she is not a gold digging shrew (ok, I made that last part up, but she really said the money thing!).

"If I was interested in making money, I'd be more well off than before I was married to Paul. I'm actually less well off. I gave up a lot of opportunities when I got married. I had a much better quality lifestyle and more money before I married."

Is she kidding!? Are we supposed to feel sorry for her now? Give me a break, Heather! You married Paul Freaking McCartney and you are now rolling in the money and I guarantee you the only reason why people even know who you are is because of that marriage.

Thursday Afternoon Links

Why America? Why do we have to live with Sanjaya for another week?

Dr Perper will hold a press conference on Monday at 10:30am Eastern to announce Anna Nicole's cause of death.

Rumer better watch out or Demi's going to get all parental on her ass.

Winnie Cooper is still cute.

Felicity Huffman Couldn't Be Bothered To Get Dressed

Felicity Huffman was booked to appear on Ryan Seacrest's morning radio program, and took the whole "radio" thing way too seriously. She wore her pj's!!! And to make matters worse she showed up on the wrong day!!

I can't believe she left the house looking like that!! Maybe she did it on purpose, so that next time she's out and about, she'll look fantastic, comparatively speaking!

(source)

Angelina and Pax

I mentioned yesterday that People had the exclusive rights to every photo on earth of Angelina, Pax, and anyone standing near them.

The reason I found this out was that Mia and I received a notice that we were on notice for a Cease and Desist in case we dared to post any photographs that were the property of People Magazine. Wow - hand slapped before we even did anything. Time Inc are the thought police.

Anyway, here is a LINK to People, where they have posted their cover page of the next issue which will be on the stands Friday. It promises to be full of fabulous family photographs of Pax "adjusting" to his new life. I cannot believe that these photos were taken so soon after the adoption, especially after Angelina said she was sorry that he was exposed to the press so early on. Rumor has it that she got $2 million for the photos. The exact amount that is also rumored to be donated to the orphanage. What a co-incidence.

Here's some pics of Maddox and Zahara being carried onto the private jet they are all travelling home on.

If you want to see a photograph of Angelina and Pax getting on the plane click here

The Real Housewives of Orange County-Reunion

I just watched the reunion show for Season 2 of Real Housewives of Orange County. Nothing new was revealed, things are pretty much the same as they were at the end of last week. Vicki says she's "in control" not a control freak and Lauri and Tammy learned a lot about their parenting skills and have tried to toughen up.

There have been a couple of questions that everyone has been asking about the show.

The first is about the OC Energy Drink Aqua Angels. Click here for their website.

The other question has been about the clothes worn by the ladies in the show. Here are some websites that sell the Sky brand of clothes, which is favoured by the lovely ladies of Coto!!

Urban Mix
Tabloid Style
Glam Girl Boutique
Rock Rebel
The Hip Chick

Dannielynn Gets Tested

Apparently Howard K Stern is finally doing the right thing after the Judge ordered DNA tests for everyone yesterday, at the paternity hearing.

TMZ has video of Stern leaving the house with Dannielynn. Of course he could just be taking her to the store, but I doubt it seeing that Dannielynn has not left the house since Anna Nicole Smith died in February.

Larry Birkhead must be so excited!! It could take up to four days for the results to become available.

UPDATE: CourtTV is reporting that the DNA test results will be sealed until the next hearing, scheduled for 3 April.

Britney Leaves Promises

Britney left Promises yesterday, her manager reports in a statement released by Jive Records,

"Britney has been released by the Promises Malibu reatment Center after successfully completing their program."

Successfully completing? I believe a 'normal' stint in Promises is 45 days. Britney checked in on February 20th for one day, left, shaved her head, and only returned when ex-husband Kevin Federline threatened to keep her boys in a custody battle. I'm not sure how successful I would consider this. I really hope she is back on track and stays out of the public eye for a while. She needs to re-group. It sounds like things are looking up on the home front though. TMZ is reporting that Spears and K-Fed have been getting along well while she has been in Promises and have agreed to a 50/50 custody agreement for the boys as they finalize their divorce. Good luck Britney!

Once Again PEOPLE Get Exclusive Jolie-Pitt Photos

I just found out that People Magazine have once again bought the exclusive rights to pictures of Angelina Jolie and Pax Jolie-Pitt. Apparently, People Mag are going to have the rights to all pictures of Pax Jolie-Pitt and anyone who happens to be standing in the vicinity, including Brad Pitt and all the brothers and sisters.

I can only assume that Angelina is going to give all the money to charities like she did with the Shiloh pics. Pax couldn't possibly be fetching the same rumored $4 million that Shiloh got, because he's not the biological child of the "most beautiful woman in the world" and Brad Pitt.

So my question is this: what if you are walking down the street, Joe Ordinary, and see the Jolie-Pitt's and take a snap with your camera phone? Do People Magazine thugs jump out from behind a bush , grab your phone and smash it into a thousand pieces?

Judge Orders DNA Test for Dannielynn

Today a Bahamain Judge ordered DNA tests for Larry Birkhead, Howard K Stern, and baby Dannielynn. TMZ.com is reporting that Larry Birkhead left the courtroom pumping his fists in the air, delirious with his victory. Samples of Anna Nicole Smith's DNA have already been collected.

Word is that results could come as early as the end of the week.

What a relief that someone has finally ordered DNA tests to be done. They really know how to move things along in the Bahamas!!! Hopefully Dannielynn will be with her biological father within weeks. Go Larry!!

I guess this makes Virgie Arthur's quest for guardianship irrelevant, unless the unthinkable happens and Larry is not the father.

Heather's Leg Stays On

Dancing With the Stars was totally boring last night. All the "celebrities" were horrible, except for Ian Ziering, who I always fondly remember as Steve Sanders from 90210. Heather Mills performed second last, a which I'm sure was deliberate on the part of ABC, because millions of people, me included, just tuned in to see if her leg would stay on. It did. Yawn.

Victoria Beckham Does Smile!

While everyone else today is busy being shocked and outraged that Victoria Beckham only drank peppermint tea on an 11 hour flight from LA to London, I thought I'd check out the real Victoria Beckham on her blog. Not only does she smile and laugh, she's really nice to all the people that show up for her book signing. Who knew? Now I really can't wait to see her reality show!

To see the video, go to Victoria's blog, then click on "vbTV", then "Book Signing".

So Much for Being a Stay at Home Mom....

Angelina Jolie spent the weekend apologizing for subjecting her new son Pax to the media spotlight and upsetting him and also telling anyone who'd listen how she's going to be a stay at home Mom and make sure her new family member adjusts seamlessly into the Jolie-Pitt household.(People)

Imagine my surprise when Variety is reporting that Angelina is signed up to start working on "Wanted" with Morgan Freeman - in May!! Two months from now. And it's not even being filmed in the US - it's shooting in Eastern Europe.

Pax is going to have to adjust to his new mother really quickly. Or maybe he can just cut out the middle man and adjust to his nanny.

In other much more exciting news,Variety is reporting that Brad Pitt is going to star in a US version of the fantastic British mini-series State of Play. I loved that show. It's usually difficult to improve on British TV, so I hope they do it justice.

Always the Bridesmaid.....

Katherine Heigl will be starring in "27 Dresses", a new movie from the screenwriter of "The Devil Wears Prada".

Heigl will play a single woman who has served as a bridesmaid 27 times. She is enlisted once again for the job, and this time it's particularly painful: Her sister is marrying the man the bridesmaid is madly in love with.

The buzz on the street is that Heigl has quite the knack for comedy, and she's getting some good reviews for "Knocked Up", the new comedy due for release on 1 July.

I only have a few problems with the whole premise of this movie. There is no way someone who looks like Heigl is going to be a bridesmaid 27 times, not to mention the fact that she's been to 27 weddings, probably full of lots of single guys. And then there's the old tried and true "someone else is marrying my future husband" storyline. Hope the outfits are great!!

(source)

Courteney Looks Great... Even With Dirt All Over Her

"Dirt" is one of our favorite TV shows at the moment, and we love Courteney Cox. In this months LA Confidential Courteney talks about "Dirt" and her own relationship with the paparazzi.

LAC: What’s your take on the love-hate relationship between celebrities and
paparazzi?
CC: There are times when paparazzi go too far. There was a party at my house for Jennifer [Aniston] the other night. I don’t know who leaked it, but all day long, there were paparazzi—and I’m talking a ton. Sometimes they get to competitive it’s dangerous, like “Who’s gonna get the shot?” It’s OK as long it stays within limits. It’s OK to go to a restaurant and get your picture taken—you’re going out and you have to expect something. But when it gets invasive and they’re sitting outside your house, it’s gone too far. I’m kind of torn because I understand. Look, I don’t read those magazines... but don’t think I don’t look at the pictures to see what people are wearing. I “get” the fascination, but if I’m followed every time I leave my house? That’s too much.(source)

I wonder if that's real dirt in the photo's or special effects dirt?

Barf Bag

This Louis Vuitton purse is getting a ton of hype these days. How much, you ask? It can be all yours for only $42,000! Well, you can't actually have it even if you were to shell out the money. There will only be a few made and those will be made to order. The bag is made from actual pieces of old Louis Vuitton bags. So it's like a scrapbook of old purses. Uh, Oookaaay. Personally, I think it's really ugly, but that's just me.

May the Force Be With You

Jennifer Lopez channeling Chewbacca:

Awwwww.....

Check out Suri's St. Patrick's Day dress!! Too cute!

Sweet Little Coco! Oh, and Courteney too!

Check out Coco in her pink tights and ballerina slippers! She is so adorable!
In a recent interview with LA Confidential Magazine, Courteney explains that she isn't worried about jumping into films as much anymore now that she has Coco. Her FX show Dirt has been struggling a bit in the ratings lately but she doesn't seem concerned.

"Now that I’ve had Coco, I don’t really think in those terms anymore. I just want to do things that make me excited, that I have fun doing. When I was on Friends I used to think, Oh, I really want to do a film every summer. It was so important to get film roles. Now, if I got something fantastic I’d be thrilled, but really I just want to do a great job on this show. My life is so full as it is—if I were just to do Dirt and spend time with Coco in the summer, that would be fine, too. But if there’s a great project, I’ll just bring her with me." source

Friday Links!

Angelina Jolie plans on being a stay at home mother

50 things you need to know about Simon Cowell.

Clooney to adopt?

Mrs McDreamy looks fantstic as she takes her new babies for a walk

What the hell has happened to Tonya Harding?