This weeks theme on the Real Housewives of Orange County was creativity. Lauri leaves the insurance business because she needs to get her jewelry making "creativity out"! Vicki designs her own insurance web site! Jo records a very bad song! Tammy goes to Catalina! Jeanna attends soft porn cooking class!
Lauri decided to go into business with her friend Lorelei, who has "boobage" and apparently a great eye for semi precious jewels, which she puts together in necklaces. Lauri and Lorelei don't want George to bankroll them, they want to get investors on their own - you go independent women. Lauri can afford to do this now because Very Rich George is going to pay for everything. Then George gives Lauri a brand new Mercedes convertible because he likes to make her happy. Lauri is happy and tells everyone repeatedly. It is nauseating.
Jo gets the opportunity to play her totally dumb song for these two music moguls who I have never heard of. They like her, she gets to record her song. She can't sing. All the music people blow smoke up her butt and tell her she can sing. Slade watches the whole thing and announces that he is there to make sure that Jo is portrayed in a positive light. He has not been doing a very good job on this up until now.
Vicki gets a web site - loses Lauri, keeps Duff, who is an unbearable gossip for a guy, and becomes even more frantic as she tries to do it all herself, as Duff is clearly unable to cope because he can't stop talking and insists on bringing his bratty kid to work.
Tammy locked Lindsay out of the house so she wouldn't have a party while Tammy was away. Lindsay climbs in the house through the dog door and has a party anyway. Lindsay must have done a good job cleaning up because Tammy got home and didn't even realise there had been a party. She's probably got a huge shock when she watched the show.
Jeanna did nothing except go to a smutty cooking class . She didn't even have to break up any fights with her kids.
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