Is K-Fed Still Populating the Earth?

In a shocking turn of events, The New York Post's Cindy Adams is claiming that Shar Jackson is 7 weeks pregnant with Kevin Federline's child!!!!! And that he doesn't know and he's going to find out by reading her column!!

Apparently Shar wants to get back together with K-Fed. I have no clue if this pregnancy rumor is true, but this will probably set Britney off on a whole new series of freak outs.

I'd be scared to stand in the same room with K-Fed. He seems extremely fertile.

UPDATE: Shar Jackson is not pregnant

Why Brit? Why?

This dress is awful, and the boots are just plain ugly. Later on she just fell out of it all together.

Get a stylist!!

News of the Day

Today's big stories were.....

Paris called Barbara Walters yesterday and told her she "used to act dumb. It was all an act. That act is no longer cute" This statement assumes that we all thought it was cute to begin with. She also assures Babs that she is a changed person, a more spiritual one who wants to build a "Paris Playhouse, where sick children might come..." She is even reading The Wall Street Journal.

TMZ is reporting that Paris is suffering from 'extreme ADD and claustrophobia' and that while in jail, she was having severe panic attacks which caused her to be so debilitated, 'she could not push the panic button in her cell. Yawn.

Lindsay Lohan's former bodyguard of 2 years, Lee Weaver, spilled his guts to News of the World. Among the gory details are: she attacked a coke dealer, slit her wrists in front of her friends and enjoys lesbian romps.

Britney Spears has forgiven her mother for putting her in rehab. Britney, her sister Jamie Lynn and mom Lynn Spears met yesterday in Bel Air. Maybe Britney realized that at least her mother, unlike momma Lohan, may have actually had her best interest in mind when dropping her off at Promises.

Is Britney Dating her Counsellor?

Britney is said to be dating her drug counsellor, John Sundahl.

The 25-year-old rehabbed star insists that her relationship with John Sundahl is purely professional — but her soon-to-be-ex-hubby insists they’re dating and her mother is thrilled the two are supposedly seeing each other, according to the
National Enquirer. “John’s smitten with Britney,” a source described as “close
to the new couple” told the tab. “I’ve never seen him act so ridiculous with a girl. He’s so in love with her that he’s risking his career just to keep her happy.”

Britney is turning into a serial dater. This year alone she's dated this guy and this guy, and some other rumored hookups with other people I can't remember.

However, if it's true, I think it's inappropriate for her to be dating her counsellor. This will all end in tears. Lynn Spears is also reported to be pleased with the relationship and thinks that "this guy is exactly what Britney needs to turn her life around.” Haven't they all been what she needed?

Sundahl is 38 yrs old, and a successful and wealthy real estate developer. Maybe he's still on drugs if he's this interested in the out of control wreck that is Britney.

Momma Spears Pulls Out of The View

So much for getting a view into Britney's world. Her mom, Lynne Spears, has cancelled her appearance on The View today. Damn.

Tune in Tuesday!

On Tuesday, June 6th (aka: Paris goes to jail day), Britney Spears' mother, Lynne Spears will be on The View! They used to have a tight relationship but Brit cut her off after her quick stint in rehab. I'm hoping for momma Spears to dish all to the ladies at The View. And now that Rosie is gone, it will actually be watchable.

Link Time....

Pitt and Clooney look fantastic in their tux! Popsugar has tons of pictures of the event

AHOY Matey!! Britney goes sailing

Justin Timberlake is madly in love

Maddox Jolie-Pitt goes for a swim with Mariane Pearl

Ryan O'Neal won't be charged for firing a gun at his son

Britney Pulls a Milli Vanilli

Britney took her lip-syncing show on the road to Olando this weekend. This time, she had a bit of a technical problem. The background track to the song she was "singing" started skipping so Brit had to turn her head away from the audience and just dance around while it was being fixed. Yeah, turning your head is a great idea, I bet no on caught on. According to People, despite the glitch, she remained in 'good spirits' during the short performance shouting out "I love you, Orlando. Thank you so much for being here. You're awesome. I love you!" and blew a kiss. I have to say that I really don't understand the lip-sync stuff. If she is doing a mini tour with mini shows, why not just sing? She obviously wants to see what kind of crowd she can still draw and test out her dancing skills, but she should probably test out the vocals as well!

Worst Earrings Ever

Even though we are a Jessica Simpson free zone, I have to point out these hideous, ridiculous earrings that Jessica Simpson wore out last night. They are so huge they take over everything.
I'm Not Obsessed has the pictures.

And while we are at it - why can't Britney put her shoes on properly?

Tom Cruise Is Only Number Six

USA Today has published a list of the Top 25 Public Meltdowns and Tom Cruise is only # 6. This might cause him to have another meltdown!! Britney's public head shaving came in at #23, behind Mel Gibson's drunken rant at #19. I'm surprised that Britney didn't score higher. OJ's slow speed highway chase was #5. Hmmmm, I'm not sure I agree with the order of this list.

To see who was the number one public meltdown in the last 25 years click here

Yikes

Three things:

1. Good to see that Britney still knows how to hold a kid

2. Is it just me, or does poor Sean Preston look terrified?

3. Nice fishnets

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My Girl Kate Could Teach Our American Girls a Thing or Two!

You go Kate!! She knows how to get out of a car without showing the world what she's got going on under her dress! Take note Britney! And Lindsay! And Paris! Aw forget it, there are just too many to name.

Britney: Fashion Disaster

Ready for a tell-all interview with Britney Spears? Word is that she is in talks with Allure magazine to do a makeover shoot for the cover and give a dish filled interview. A rep for Allure said,

"We would love to have Britney, but nothing is scheduled yet."

They better get that deal signed quick because editors at Vanity Fair are hot on their heels vying for her story. Britney's rep declined to comment but we can expect to see a cover on her in November...just in time for her new album to hit stores. I wonder how much hair she will have by then?

In other Britney news, she was seen yet again at the Millennium Dance Studio getting a workout in this weekend then hit the shops. By the look of the photo, she likes to shop in her....um...workout gear? Interesting. Sources tell People that she is busy getting ready for her big come back.

"Everyone talked about how happy she looked to be back in the studio. She came in focused from the start. She's always been a pro when it comes to her music."

Gee, can't wait.

Wow! Britney Really IS Getting in Shape!

Try to get past the fishnets with cut off mini skirt and those damn boots again and check out Britney's abs!! She obviously has been working hard and it is clearly paying off. Now, if only I could see what's happening under that wig!

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Brian Friedman is Nuts...Not That I Have Any Idea Who He Is.

Britney Spears is on the road to a big comeback, at least she is according to Grease is the Word judge Brian Friedman. He believes she has "taken control" of her "issues" saying,

"Every decision she's made in the past month has been positive. Her life is going in a very positive direction."

I'm not really sure what other direction she could be going in. Seems to me, once you hit bottom, there is no where to go but up. This Friedman guy goes on to give the most ridiculous quote ever,

"It takes a lot of courage for a woman to go without hair and people who have done it, I feel, are great role models."

I can't take it. Britney, a great role model?! He then throws in a teaser saying that her bald head could be a big part of her new music and image but insists it's "top secret". Didn't Sinead O'Conner already do that?

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Boot Intervention Needed!

Someone quick call the chicks over at "What Not to Wear" because Britney needs an intervention! She wears those cowboy boots with everything!! Someone please! Take them away! And I think that hat is becoming a staple of her wardrobe as well! I know I said she looked pretty good in the last photo, and I still think she does but minus those boots! Ack!

Britney Blasts Her Dad

Britney Spears recently fired her manager, Larry Rudolph, after blaming him for forcing her to go to rehab and ruining her image. Now Brit's dad, Jamie Spears, is taking her former manager's side sending this email to Page Six:

"When Larry Rudolph talked Britney into going into rehab, he was doing what her mother, father and team of professionals with over 100 years of experience knew needed to be done. She was out of control. Larry was the one chosen by the team to roll up his sleeves and deliver the message, to help save her life.
"The Spears family would like to publicly apologize to Larry for our daughter's statements about him over the past few weeks. Unfortunately, she blames him and her family for where she is at today with her kids and career. Larry has always been there for Britney. For this, we will forever be grateful to him."

This got Britney all riled up and responded, via her rep:

"I am praying for my father. We have never had a good relationship. It's sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman's love. I am concentrating on my work and my life right now."

Nothing like having a family dispute in the pages of Page Six! Britney is convinced that she suffered from postpartum depression and that going to Promises was totally unnecessary. A friend of hers tells page Six that Britney "had no drugs in her system when she was admitted to Promises - they tested her and there was nothing." She goes on to give a possible explanation for the head shaving debacle saying "Britney's aunt had just died of cancer. She was feeling very guilty because she hadn't been there with her, she was overwhelmingly depressed and she shaved her head in solidarity."
That actually makes sense to me, especially if she was already suffering from postpartum depression but who knows. Her behavior has been all over the map.

Brit's Rant

What is up with Britney Spears? You would think that she would do nothing but act 100% normal in an effort to 'come back'. She pulled a member of the X17 paparazzi aside this weekend to record a little message.

“And, like, I saw these magazines, and they said I was pregnant, and like it’s so true. Like, America, believe everything you read because like you’re smart and I’m stupid. Like for real. C’mon y’all.... Like this lady told me ‘Britney, go to the light. Go to the light and see Jesus, OK?’ And I was like, 'Ohmigod, I’m going to do it.’ And I did it. And it happened, and it's just so weird because our world is so nice."

I just don't get it. This only makes her look more out of it. I get that she is angry and probably trying to shed that pop girl image she once had but this is getting a bit ridiculous. She does look good though! Can't wait to see her without a wig!

Britney's New Tatoo

What do you think about Britney's new wrist tatoo? It's the one she got on the night she went mental and shaved her head. I think it looks like an enormous love bite!!

Britney News of the Day

I'd prefer to only have to write about Britney and K-Fed once a day so I'm going to lump all the latest in one post. Here we go:

Britney's First Outing:
People is reporting that Britney's first public outing was a trip to Millennium Dance Complex to take a hip-hop class. Sporting her wig, she showed up unannounced with her assistant and a bodyguard for the 'advanced-level hip-hop class'.

"The minute she walked in, she basically it up the room. I had no idea she was coming, so I was shocked." said instructor Darrien Henning. "She did the choreography really well. In fact, she came in and nailed it."

Uh, yeah, shocking seeing as she is a pop star! Idiot.

K-Fed:
Kevin took Sean Preston and Jayden James to Vegas with him on Friday to celebrate his 29th birthday. He had dinner with family and friends on Saturday night then headed over to Pure Nightclub (shocker) where his ex-girlfriend, and baby momma to his other kids, Shar Jackson celebrated with him.

"My entire family came out for my birthday. My brothers are here, my mother, my father, my sister and even my ex Shar Jackson came out for this."

Wow. How exciting for you.

Britney Got a Tooth Ache:
Spears had to go to the dentist because she got a nasty tooth ache. This was of course turned into a huge deal over the weekend but the official word from her manager Larry Rudolph via That Other Blog is,

"They're all wrong, she just went to the dentist. She had a tooth ache, I have no more details."

I just hope they don't give her anything too strong for the pain. Maybe they worked on it without giving her any pain medication at all, kinda like James Frys' visit to the dentist that he lied to us about.