The Leg Stays On, Mills Goes Home

Last night, Heather Mills was kicked off Dancing With the Stars. She came prepared with a little speech tucked into her costume.

"I would like to thank the public," she said on Tuesday night's show. "Wherever
I go, kids are like, 'Oh my God.' But the best part is that we raise hundreds of
thousands of dollars for animals."

Mills has been a controversial contestant from day one, and there were lots of people like me, like me waiting with baited breath for her leg to fly off during the competition. It didn't. She has been a big draw for the show, and Mills has also used the show to try and sway pubic opinion, as the British media has been brutal to her during her divorce from Sir Paul McCartney. She was probably hoping to become a huge celebrity in the US, but I don't quite think that's going to work out for her. She's a blip on the radar of celebrity.

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Dude, Please Don't Take Your Pants Off!!

Ian Ziering must really think he is hot stuff these days. First, he's got his cool dancing gig on Dancing With the Stars and now The Scoop is reporting that he has been approached by Playgirl! Playgirl!! Steve Sanders from 90210 taking it all off!! They have offered him $100,000 to do it. No word on if he has agreed but given the fact that Dancing is the first thing he has done since his 90210 glory days, I bet he needs the money!

Heather's Leg Stays On

Dancing With the Stars was totally boring last night. All the "celebrities" were horrible, except for Ian Ziering, who I always fondly remember as Steve Sanders from 90210. Heather Mills performed second last, a which I'm sure was deliberate on the part of ABC, because millions of people, me included, just tuned in to see if her leg would stay on. It did. Yawn.

Heather Mills Gets Her Money

According to reports yesterday, Heather Mills and Sir Paul McCartney have come to some kind of agreement as to the money Mills is going to get in the divorce. Last week Mills wanted $20,000 per day to survive.

Now it looks like Mills has accepted an offer of $56 million in cash and real estate and joint custody of Beatrice, Mills and McCartney's daughter.

I guess she figured she better act quickly before her leg leg comes flying off during Dancing With the Stars and she becomes a bigger laughing stock than she is right now, and McCartney could get away with giving her less money.

Gold Digging Shrew Needs $20,000 A Day

Heather Mills has worked out a post divorce budget and figured that she needs $20,000 A DAY, just to get by. What a huge joke this woman is. How on earth can she possibly need $20,000 a day to live. Some families of four live on that a YEAR.

Pals of ex-Beatle Sir Paul, 64, revealed that she is willing to consider agreeing a “high-speed” divorce settlement for a minimum total cash pay-off of £40million. Distraught Sir Paul is refusing to cough up and argues that he is worth “considerably less” than the £825million fortune he has been alleged to have.

Maybe she needs it to buy feathers and sequins for her Dancing With the Stars outfits? Heather, email me for a 40% off coupon at Michaels, because I'm sure Sir Paul won't be agreeing to that amount, because it's completely friggin ridiculous!

The Sun has the entire story

NOW I'll Watch!

Breaking Dancing With the Stars News!! Variety is reporting that a new dancer has been added!!! John Ratzenberger a.k.a. Cliff from Cheers will be stepping in for Vincent Pastore who quit after just one week of training. According to the executive producer of Dancing, Pastore didn't realize how demanding the show would be for him.

"We're sad that Vincent felt he was unable to continue in the competition, as he would have been great on the show. Dancing With the Stars is physically demanding, and it pays to know your limits."

Yada, yada, yada.....move over mob guy, America's favorite barfly is taking over! I am SO excited about this! Who doesn't love Cliff? Cliff! I hope he dances with a mug of beer in his hand, the thought of that is way better than the possibility of Heather Mills' leg flying off.

Quote of the Day!

As we posted back on February 14th, Heather Mills will be appearing on the next addition of Dancing With the Stars, debuting March 19th. Our quote of the day comes from her when asked about her prosthetic leg.

"I'm quite happy to be thrown around and hopefully my leg will stay on. It's very unlikely my leg is going to fly off, although it would be quite funny. I'll have a strap on which I wouldn't normally in every day life."

Read the entire article over at People.

It's Always Good To Carry A Spare

This is a picture of Heather Mills outside a dance studio in London yesterday. Presumably she is practicing for her upcoming appearance on Dancing With the Stars. She is carrying a spare leg. Can't get over it. Just like I carry a spare Chap Stick.


I can't stand Heather Mills and I think she's shrew and a gold digger. I don't know what the Dancing with the Stars producers are thinking, or what Mills is trying to prove by agreeing to go on the show. Maybe she's trying to prove that she can stand on her own two feet.

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And The Dancers Are......

Dancing with the Stars has announced their next round of has-beens, I mean 'stars' to perform. They are:

Laila Ali, Billy Ray Cyrus, Heather Mills, Clyde Drexler, Joey Fatone, Shandi Finnessey, Leeza Gibbons, Paulina Porizkova, Ian Ziering, Vincent Pastore, Apolo Anton Ohno.

I can't wait to see Billy Ray Cyrus! Do you think he still has a mullet? That would be great comic relief, as if that show needs any. Not one of those 'stars' can hold a candle to what Emmit Smith did for that show though. My guess is that Apolo goes pretty far and that Heather Mills will be the most uncomfortable to watch. We may get a pleasant surprise from Clyde "The Glide" Drexler though!
Want to know why they chose the stars they chose? People has the scoop.

Heather Mills: Dancing With The Stars?

Heather Mills, former wife of Sir Paul McCarteny, is rumoured to be competeing on the next season of ABC's Dancing With the Stars. Ms Mills has a prosthetic leg after an accident in 1993 caused it to be amputated.

Clearly she has the right moves.



Mills got into it yesterday with some paparazzi, and the weird thing is that she was recording the whole incident herself. Maybe she's making a documentary "When Celebrities Attack".