The Leg Stays On, Mills Goes Home

Last night, Heather Mills was kicked off Dancing With the Stars. She came prepared with a little speech tucked into her costume.

"I would like to thank the public," she said on Tuesday night's show. "Wherever
I go, kids are like, 'Oh my God.' But the best part is that we raise hundreds of
thousands of dollars for animals."

Mills has been a controversial contestant from day one, and there were lots of people like me, like me waiting with baited breath for her leg to fly off during the competition. It didn't. She has been a big draw for the show, and Mills has also used the show to try and sway pubic opinion, as the British media has been brutal to her during her divorce from Sir Paul McCartney. She was probably hoping to become a huge celebrity in the US, but I don't quite think that's going to work out for her. She's a blip on the radar of celebrity.

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Heather Mills Gets Her Money

According to reports yesterday, Heather Mills and Sir Paul McCartney have come to some kind of agreement as to the money Mills is going to get in the divorce. Last week Mills wanted $20,000 per day to survive.

Now it looks like Mills has accepted an offer of $56 million in cash and real estate and joint custody of Beatrice, Mills and McCartney's daughter.

I guess she figured she better act quickly before her leg leg comes flying off during Dancing With the Stars and she becomes a bigger laughing stock than she is right now, and McCartney could get away with giving her less money.

Gold Digging Shrew Needs $20,000 A Day

Heather Mills has worked out a post divorce budget and figured that she needs $20,000 A DAY, just to get by. What a huge joke this woman is. How on earth can she possibly need $20,000 a day to live. Some families of four live on that a YEAR.

Pals of ex-Beatle Sir Paul, 64, revealed that she is willing to consider agreeing a “high-speed” divorce settlement for a minimum total cash pay-off of £40million. Distraught Sir Paul is refusing to cough up and argues that he is worth “considerably less” than the £825million fortune he has been alleged to have.

Maybe she needs it to buy feathers and sequins for her Dancing With the Stars outfits? Heather, email me for a 40% off coupon at Michaels, because I'm sure Sir Paul won't be agreeing to that amount, because it's completely friggin ridiculous!

The Sun has the entire story

Heather Mills: Dancing With The Stars?

Heather Mills, former wife of Sir Paul McCarteny, is rumoured to be competeing on the next season of ABC's Dancing With the Stars. Ms Mills has a prosthetic leg after an accident in 1993 caused it to be amputated.

Clearly she has the right moves.



Mills got into it yesterday with some paparazzi, and the weird thing is that she was recording the whole incident herself. Maybe she's making a documentary "When Celebrities Attack".