08 March 2007

Gold Digging Shrew Needs $20,000 A Day


Heather Mills has worked out a post divorce budget and figured that she needs $20,000 A DAY, just to get by. What a huge joke this woman is. How on earth can she possibly need $20,000 a day to live. Some families of four live on that a YEAR.

Pals of ex-Beatle Sir Paul, 64, revealed that she is willing to consider agreeing a “high-speed” divorce settlement for a minimum total cash pay-off of £40million. Distraught Sir Paul is refusing to cough up and argues that he is worth “considerably less” than the £825million fortune he has been alleged to have.


Maybe she needs it to buy feathers and sequins for her Dancing With the Stars outfits? Heather, email me for a 40% off coupon at Michaels, because I'm sure Sir Paul won't be agreeing to that amount, because it's completely friggin ridiculous!

The Sun has the entire story

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