Kathy Griffin is Looking for a Husband

Kathy Griffin is looking for a new husband on her reality show "My Life On the D-List" . She has narrowed down the field to Larry Birkhead, Sanjaya, K-Fed, Prince William and Mario Lopez. She needs to get off the D-List, so she looking for a match made in the media!

You can vote here for the partner you think would get Kathy off the D-List. You can even chosea joint name a la "Brangelina". If she married Larry Birkhead, they could be "Griffhead".

Kathy says of Larry:

"Perfect guy for me, except I don't like kids, so we'll have to give little baby Abby-Lu to Virgie who is clearly an excellent parent. I promise to give the exclusive of our first kiss to OK! magazine for a cool million dollars. However, I do not want to return to the Bahamas with him for various trials, as my hair will frizz."

You can read the rest of her thoughts on her potential suitor here.

Mia and I are big Kathy Griffin fans! The new season of My Life on the D-List stars on June 5 at 10:00pm eastern, with the lead in "Kathy Griffin: Everybody Can Suck It" at 9:00pm.

We can't wait!!

The Wait is Almost Over!

Yay! The wait is almost over for our favorite reality television show, Kathy Griffin's "My Life on the D-List"! Bravo says it's coming back this summer! The premier will be Tuesday, June 5 at 10:00. Her show is a blast, even if you don't think you like Kathy, please check it out and your mind will be changed! This season is going to include her prison comedy tour and a trip to Chicago for her high school reunion, sure to be hilarious. According to a Bravo press release yesterday, who is very busy tooting their own horn by the way,

"Coming off our best year ever and our best first quarter ever, Bravo continues to thrive and attract viewers that are 'The Affluencers' -- they're young, rich, acquisitive, educated and influential, at the forefront of trends both in style and technology," said Zalaznick. "Our audience flocks to all our digital offerings, while their buzz-power simultaneously drives our on-air ratings."

Yup. I'd say that is 100% accurate because it describes Kate and I perfectly!
In weirder Bravo news, one of the new shows in their "Watch What Happens" line up is "Hey Paula".

"A new docu-series following the unique and multi-faceted Paula Abdul, "Hey Paula" provides a candid real look at the "American Idol" judge, pop star, choreographer and multi-platinum artist, as she takes two steps forward, and two steps back into the spotlight, giving an inside perspective on her professional and personal life."

Interesting. Or not. The only thing about that show that might make it interesting is if we learn what she is on when she appears on Idol!

Link-O-Rama

TGIF Peeps! Time to get out of that cubical for two full days!

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Someone we love: Kathy Griffin. Someone we think is pretty awful but somehow manages to meet a ton of stars and land a guest spot on Dirt: Perez Hilton. The two of them photographed together? Maddening.

The brilliant girls over at Go Fug Yourself find a perfectly good explanation for Christina's fashion botch.

Kathy Griffin's Dad Dies

Very sad news for Kathy. Her dad, John died. Mia and I both love Kathy Griffin and send her our sympathy

Kathy has written this note on her website:

Thank you for all of your lovely comments and inquiries about my Dad. He passed away last Saturday, February 17th at 2pm here in L.A. He had a very far reach in this world and is already missed by so many. His ascerbic, rapier wit and true heart of gold made for a wonderful combination in a great man. He died from complications due to congestive heart failure AND multiple myeloma. I will keep you posted on a charity to donate to. My Mom will choose one shortly. Please keep her and my siblings in your thoughts and prayers. What can I say? I just loved him so much. XXOO Kathy G