Angelina & James to Share Insurance Money

The will of Marcheline Bertrand, mother to Angelina Jolie and James Haven, has been made public. Angelina and her brother are to split the $1.2 million life insurance policy. In an attachment that she wrote in her own handwriting, Marcheline says that her ex-husband, Jon Voight, still owes her $180,000 in spousal support. She also left $100,000 each to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's children, Maddox, Zahara and Shiloh.

Angelina: Orphan Expert

Angelina Jolie's mother, Marcheline Bertrand, has only been dead for two months, but already Angie and her brother James Haven are orphan experts. James has said that even though their father, Jon Voight, is still alive, they consider themselves orphans since their mothers death.

"There were times when our father was awesome, but my biggest memory is that he would look more at our faults than to our strengths, and that's what was so hard. Now that our mother has died, we're two orphans, Angie and I, so she has a deep understanding of the orphans she adopts."

HA! What? Let me get this straight: Jolie is worth more money than I can count, has at least 2 homes, body guards, personal trainers, cooks, maids, fabulous clothes and had a mother up until 2 months ago and the 'orphans' she has adopted have....um....nothing. Yup. Ok, got it. They are the same!

Gross

Remember when Angelina Jolie made out with her brother on the red carpet? It was so awful. Well, we are forced to face that awfulness again because James Haven has blamed Angelina on his singlehood.

"Maybe I haven't found the right woman because my sister is too picky for me. Any woman has to go through two filters, me and then my sister. I'm a perfectionist by nature. Then, because I'm so close to Angie it's like I've already to the perfect woman in my life and it's hard for anyone else to live up to that."

Ok, dude! That's just wrong!! I love my brother but I am so not making out with him on numerous occasions! And no way would I be a "filter" for him! This guy needs a serious reality check. Your sister is married! You can't have her! She isn't the "perfect woman" in your life because she is your freaking sister man! And it's wrong! And gross! Ack.