Anna Nicole To Be Buried in Bahamas

Breaking News: A Florida Appeals Court has rejected Vergie Arthur's appeal of Judge Larry Seildlin's ruling, which gave custody of the body to Richard Milstein, Dannielynn's guardian.

Anna Nicole will now be buried in the Bahamas on Friday at 10:30am.

In other news, Vergie Arthur got to visit her granddaughter, Dannielynn for the first time last night. The visit lasted about 50 minutes and Vergie looked distraught as she left the house.(TMZ )

I am very pleased that the court ruled this way. I think it's only right that Anna Nicole is buried next to her son Daniel, who died three days after Dannielynn was born. All indications pointed to the fact that Anna Nicole wanted to be buried with him as he was the most important person in her life. Sometimes I love this legal system!

I'm assuming everyone is going to show up for the funeral, Howard K Stern, Larry Birkhead, Vergie Arthur, all the lawyers and I wouldn't be surprised at all to see Judge Larry Seidlin there, he seemed so emotionally invested in the case!!

Taking it Just a Bit Far

I love Grey's Anatomy, I really do. I am not an 'original' watcher, instead, I got hooked this summer when they showed season 1 in reruns. Then, as soon as season 2 came out on DVD, I ran to my local Best Buy and bought it. I spent the next 7 days in front of my t.v. and watched every stinking episode. An addict was born. I love the show, I never miss it on Thursday night, then on Friday morning I read the episode write up on Entertainment Weekly followed immediately by Grey Matter, the Grey's writer's blog. Oh, and I have a special play list on my iPod that is exclusively songs featured on the show. Having said all that, even I think this is taking it just a bit too far:


Yup. Your eyes are just fine. That is the latest new glossy to hit news stands: The official Grey's Anatomy Magazine. A subscription can be yours for only $39.95 which includes 4 issues, a year book, and a "special" (whatever that means). Thanks, but I think I'll pass.

Birkhead, Baby, Bahamas.

Judge Korda decided today that he has no jurisdiction in Florida over the case filed by Larry Birkhead to get a DNA sample of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern and passed the case back to California. Korda also said he believes that the Bahamas is the only place to fight out the paternity issue, as that is where Dannielynn resides. This means that Larry Birkhead will fighting for Dannielynn's paternity solely in the Bahamas. However, Judge Korda did order that samples of Anna Nicole Smith's DNA be released to Birkhead's lab for testing.

MSNBC has the full story

Larry Birkhead tearful interview
Larry Birkhead Says Dannielynn looks like him
Larry Birkhead meets Dannielynn
Birkhead and Stern Custody Agreement?

Years of Drug Use Must Have Blinded Courtney Love

Courtney Love has gotten Mr. Karl Lagerfeld himself in a snit over a copy-cat dress. Women's Wear Daily is reporting that Love wore a copy of a Chanel Couture dress to Paris Hilton's birthday party.

"...that the real, one-of-kind, minuscule dress was in Paris, and that Courtney's — right down to the bogus fingerless gloves — was a complete fashion fake. According to her publicist, Alan Nierob, Courtney was sent a bunch of dresses from various sources to wear during Oscar weekend. Unbeknownst to her, someone had included the imitation frock amongst the options. She saw the classy mini (sans label) and decided to wear it. The identity of the copycat dress lender is unknown but according to Nierob, Courtney is sorry that Karl is upset and says she would not have worn the dress had she known that it was a knock-off."

If you are going to copy a Chanel dress, wouldn't you choose one that was a bit more.....um.....couturish?

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Quote of the Day!

As we posted back on February 14th, Heather Mills will be appearing on the next addition of Dancing With the Stars, debuting March 19th. Our quote of the day comes from her when asked about her prosthetic leg.

"I'm quite happy to be thrown around and hopefully my leg will stay on. It's very unlikely my leg is going to fly off, although it would be quite funny. I'll have a strap on which I wouldn't normally in every day life."

Read the entire article over at People.

Waltz Down The Red Carpet On A Budget

Do you have a spare piece of red carpet you'd like to walk down in style? Maybe you need to make a grand entrance at the next party you go to! Today's good news is that you can look as stylish as the stars for a fraction of the cost.

Design company Faviana worked through the night after the Oscars Red Carpet to recreate the dresses of the stars, specifically, Reese Witherspoon's Nina Ricci, Jessica Biel's Oscar De La Renta, Rachel Weisz's Vera Wang, and Kate Winslet's Valentino.

Access Hollywood has all the prices. The gowns by Faviana are in the $200-$400 range!

Boys Will Be Boys....Or, Girls Will Be Boys.....

Who looks more like a 14 year old boy - Victoria Beckham or Pink?

Did Anna Nicole Have Lupus?

Everyone is wondering right now, did Anna Nicole have Lupus? Access Hollywood asked the question last night during the Larry Birkhead segment, saying the lupus combined with pregnancy could have put Anna Nicole in severe pain, which might hae been one of the reasons she was taking so many prescription drugs. The exact cause of Anna Niocle's death has not been determined yet as the Medical Examiner, Dr Perper, is still waiting on all the toxicology reports to come back.

It was also revealed to Access Hollywood's Tony Potts, through a source, that Larry Birkhead's visit with Dannielynn went really well, he got to feed her, hold her, change her and then she spat up on him. Probably the only time Larry was happy to be spewed on!!

Larry Birkhead gave a very emotional interview to Tony Potts. The rest of the interview will be aired tonight on Access Hollywood.

The 4th Circuit Court is hearing arguments about Anna Nicole's body as I type this! Nothing has been decided yet, but from what kind of questions the Judges were asking, it's not looking good for Vergie Arthur.

Real Housewives of Orange County -Nothing Happens

Last night on Real Housewives of Orange County nothing happened. Nothing of significance anyway. Rich George didn't even bother showing up, except on a phone call with Lauri, telling her to be a mother, not a friend to her eldest child, Ashley. Dear sweet Ashley, who has totally trashed Lauri's townhouse, let the cats poop all over the place and didn't take out the garbage for 2 months. Lauri didn't even throw a fit - she calmly said we'll talk about this on the weekend. I would have made that spoilt brat clean it up while I watched and then sold that townhouse out from under her and made her get a job!! Lauri is weak, weak, weak when it comes to her kids.

Jeanna got a dog trainer to come to the house and her husband, Matt, appeared out of the woodwork and told the dog trainer that Jeanna's friends killed his dogs. Then Jeanna and Matt told the cameras that they basically hated each other but didn't want to do anything about it. Sad.

Vicki got her astrological chart done and found out that she's a control freak and a workaholic because three planets were in line when she was born. Now she's happy because her behaviour is now out of her hands. It's all in the stars.

Jo still can't sing. Jo moved into her own apartment, which Slade turned his nose up at, but it looked fine to me. I think Jo and Slade are over.

Tammy went on a blind date with a guy with a cat's bum face. It didn't go well. Tammy and Duff went to the store together with their 4 yr old brat.

Basically nothing happened this week, but next week looks good. Girlfight!!

Yeah, and I'm a Freaking Movie Star in My Spare Time

Gwyneth Patrow is heading back to work after taking a break to be at home with her kids. She told Oprah that she is going to miss it,

"I've been at home being a housewife, which is amazing and I've loved every second of it."

Ok, what?? Housewife? Is she serious? So then that means she has no nannies or housekeepers or personal chefs, right? She cares for the kids, changes diapers, cleans up poop, vacuums, cooks dinner every night, cleans the bathrooms, oh, and don't get me started on the mountains of laundry that comes with two kids. Give me a break, Gwyneth.

Madonna Is Not Special

Finally, Mia and I have something in common with Madonna!! According to PEOPLE Madonna screams a lot.

"I scream a lot!" the singer, 48, tells British Elle. "Sometimes I handle [stress] well, sometimes I don't.

"My daughter is going through a phase of wearing jeans that are so tight she can't bend her knees in them. I have a go at her and say, 'Can't you wear something else? You have a closet full of clothes and you wear the same pants every day. And please wear a belt because I don't want to see your butt crack when you bend over.' "

Likewise, her 6-year-old son, Rocco, "never wants to take off his Gap army fatigue pants. They both wear the same thing over and over again."

OMG!! Madonna's life is EXACTLY like ours. Her kids don't want to change their clothes. My kids don't want to get changed out of their pajamas. Mia and I scream at our kids, and our husbands. And do all our own cleaning. And bring you tons of fabulous gossip everyday! How do we do it all? We scream - just like Madonna.

Although I'm not sure why she is screaming. She can afford to pay someone to scream for her.

What Do Angelina, Condi Rice and Alan Greenspan Have in Common?

Angelina Jolie has been nominated and is "under consideration" for a position on the prestigious Council on Foreign Relations, a New York thinktank. The Board will meet in June to vote on the application. I'm sure it's a done deal for Angelina, as merely showing up for a meeting will ensure tons of publicity for the Council. Other members of the thinktank are Bill Clinton, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, Madeline Allbright, Henry Kissinger, Alan Greenspan, Barbara Walters and Lisa Ling. There's a mixed crowd for you.

People care so much about what Angelina has to say about foreign relations that she has an editorial on Darfur published in the Washington Post today.

Angelina in Africa as Goodwill Ambassador

End of Izzy?

According to People Magazine, Katherine Heigle who plays intern Izzy on Grey's Anatomy has dropped out of contract talks over salary!

"Katie is disappointed and hurt that (producer) Touchstone doesn't value her as much as her other costars, especially Sandra Oh and Isaiah Washington," the source says.

This would really bum me out if Izzy left the show! She is fantastic and, in my opinion, way better an actor than Isaiah Washington. Maybe she'll join Kate Walsh in the Grey's spin off!

UPDATE: Speaking of the spin off, MSNBC is reporting that some of the other cast members are very unhappy about the news of the new show, saying they felt "blindsided".

"The rest of the cast seemed instantly resentful of Walsh. They each thought they'd be the one chosen to get their own show, and now they're giving Kate the cold shoulder."

The source goes on to say that Ellen Pompeo, who plays Meridith Grey,

"seemed particularly peeved because she felt that, as the star, she should have been consulted."

Yikes. Sounds like the egos are in an uproar over at Seattle Grace!

Eddie is Not a Sore Loser!

After Eddie Murphy lost the Best Supporting Actor Oscar on Sunday night, he got up and left his seat. TMZ reported that Murphy was "a sore loser" and stormed out of the Kodak Theatre. However, according to his rep, he would have left even if he had won.

"Eddie had always planned on leaving after his category was announced to spend the rest of the evening with his family," says rep Arnold Robinson, adding, "He did the same thing following the Golden Globe Awards." (Murphy did win at the Globes.)

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Ryan and Jessica Eat a Burger

Great. Now I have to find Jessica Biel and kick her ass for messing with my boyfriend. She and Ryan Reynolds, aka: Mia's boyfriend, were seen out sharing a late night burger together. I bet I could team up with Alanis because you just know she is putting pen to paper right now to create a new angry break-up song.

Woman Who Never Smiles Gets Own Show

Victoria Beckham has just signed a deal with NBC for £10million ($19.6 million) to star in her own reality show about moving her family to LA. Simon Fuller (former Spice Girls manager) brokered the deal for Posh Spice and said

"The Americans were falling over themselves to sign Victoria up for a TV show but we had to choose the right deal for her. NBC won out in the end as they have really taken a shine to Vic's hilarious sense of humour and they want to capitalise on this. She is a funny lady and this new series will show this to the world."

WHAT? A sense of humor? Where? The woman never smiles. Ever. Beckham has said that the show is going to concentrate on her, as husband David Beckham doesn't really want to be involved, and she doesn't want the three kids in it at all, as she wants them to have a "normal" life. Good luck with that Posh, as the TV cameras trail you around from England to LA.
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This show should be hilarious, as the Beckham's can't even find a house . Maybe they can live in their car while they keep looking. Or better yet, use the guest room at the TomKat mansion.


Posh Spice is "aspirational"

Larry Birkhead Says Dannielynn Looks Like Him

Larry Birkhead wept as he described finding out that Anna Nicole was dead. He was in the dentist chair at the time.

Larry also said that the minute he saw a picture of Dannielynn in a magazine he knew she was his daughter because she looks just like him.

Access Hollywood is airing the interview tonight.

TMZ is also reporting that it's all about the money for Howard K Stern, and that Stern is willing to co-operate on all the paternity issues in exchange for the Bahamas house and the boat and some other assets of Anna Nicole Smith.

It's Always Good To Carry A Spare

This is a picture of Heather Mills outside a dance studio in London yesterday. Presumably she is practicing for her upcoming appearance on Dancing With the Stars. She is carrying a spare leg. Can't get over it. Just like I carry a spare Chap Stick.


I can't stand Heather Mills and I think she's shrew and a gold digger. I don't know what the Dancing with the Stars producers are thinking, or what Mills is trying to prove by agreeing to go on the show. Maybe she's trying to prove that she can stand on her own two feet.

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John Travolta is Bendy

John channels his inner genie:

Larry Birkhead Meets Dannielynn

Over the weekend Larry Birkhead got to meet Dannielynn for the first time, reports TMZ.com

Howard K Stern has really backed down on his former position of keeping Dannielynn away from Birkhead and this is a huge breakthrough for Birkhead, being allowed to see Dannielynn, who he believes is his daughter.

That meeting must have been so emotional for Birkhead!

I hope you managed to get some DNA while you were there Larry!!

In other news Anna Nicole's body will not be transported to the Bahamas for a funeral this week as the 4th Circuit Court of Appeals has agreed to hear Vergie Arthur's appeal to gain custody of Anna Nicole's body and bury her in Texas.

Ryan Reynolds

Because we know Monday's are hard, we thought we'd help out with a little viewing pleasure.

Shiloh Goes for Another Walk!

Shiloh and Zahara are out again with Brad and Angelina on Friday. They all went for a walk together last week as well. Where's Maddox? They must all go out and wander the streets while Maddox is in school. Brad looks really happy to be out with his gorgeous girls!!

I was wondering why Brad and Angelina weren't at the Oscars last night, but Angelina left for another trip to Africa as a UN Goodwill Ambasador.

Jack at the Oscars

Check out Jack Nicholson at the Oscars last night. Sporting a shout out to Britney Spears perhaps?

Britney Gets Visitors in Rehab

She made it through the weekend - Britney Spears is still in Promises. She had some visitors that may have helped her realize why she is there and why she needs to stay. On Friday, Kevin Federline visited her for about an hour, leaving their two sons in the care of Britney's mother, Lynn Spears. Then on Saturday, Lynn Spears brought the boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James, to see Britney. According to US Magazine, they visited for about two hours. They then left separately, the boys being brought back to K-Fed's home.

Britney's ex-husband of 55 hours, Jason Alexander, also came forward this weekend with some disturbing allegations about Britney's drug use. He told the British newspaper the Sunday Mirror,

"I have never said anything about Britney and drugs before but I am very, very concerned about her. She needs help. I don't want to see her life come to an end. I am really worried that she will wind up like Anna Nicole Smith and be found dead."

He went on to give details of their drug use in the days leading up to their quickie marriage saying "I think we took too much." He describes an incident where, he claims, Britney almost overdosed on ecstasy.

"Then it hit her and it hit her hard. In that situation, your body temperature heats up and you can die. She was sweating and overheating and her breathing was getting real slow. Other people were panicking. But we got her out the back and up to the suite. I took her into the bathroom and threw her into the shower. She was unconscious. She tripped and fell. I was trying to hold her up and speak to her. She wasn't moving.”

Katie Holmes Is Very Tall

This is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at the Vanity Fair party after the Oscars last night. They were MIA on the red carpet, even though Cruise presented an award to Sherry Lansing during the ceremony. I cannot get over how much taller she is than him in this photo. Isn't he usually really strict about his wives not looking taller than him? Didn't he make Kidman wear flats around everywhere so they would look like the same height? Don't you think that Katie even looks like she's on tip toe in this photo? Is she trying to look taller?

And The Winners Are.....

Best Picture: The Departed; Best Director: Martin Scorsese
Best Actor: Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland

Best Actress: Helen Mirren, The Queen

For a list of all the winners, head over to People Magazine.

Birkhead and Stern : Custody Agreement?

Sources are saying that Howard K Stern and Larry Birkhead could possibly be negotiating a settlement in the custody battle over Dannielynn. Birkhead has always maintained that Dannielynn is his biological daughter, and Stern has said that she's his daughter and his name appears on her Bahamian birth certificate.

"Sources say Stern could be amenable to giving Birkhead what he needs to establish custody. We're told that in return, Stern wants ongoing control of Anna's estate and, once the estate is probated, continued involvement by becoming trustee for Dannielynn. "TMZ.com

Obviously, Birkhead would still have to establish paternity through a DNA test. This is very exciting news. Mia and I think that Stern must know he's not the father, because if he wasn't sure if it was him or Birkhead, he probably wouldn't be willing to take these steps.

Paternity hearing are set to starting in the Bahamas this morning.

Good luck Larry!!

Anna Nicole Won't be Buried before Tuesday
Larry Birkhead on his way to the Bahamas

Reese Witherspoon!

Reese Witherspoon is absolutely georgous! Look at that gown! She looks fantastic as usual. Wins our Best Dress award hands down.

Toothpick and Pregnant Woman Hold Hands

The Toothpick with the Red Bow and a visibly pregnant Naomi Watts hold hands on the Red Carpet. Up until now it has only been rumor that Watts is having her first child with Liev Schrieber, but after seeing her on the Red Carpet, I think it's more than a rumor.

Toothpick with Red Bow

What on earth is that HUGE bow at the side of Nicole Kidman's neck? Shocking.

Penelope Cruz

I love the top of Penelope's gown, but the bottom of looks like a fluffy blanket. Makes me want to curl up and take a nap.

Cate Blanchette!

Beautiful Cate Blanchette! She looks fabulous. Cate just told Ryan Seacrest that she will be totally shocked if she wins for Best Supporting Actress - "the night belongs to Jennifer Hudson"

Grapes of Wrath

Rachel Weisz doesn't really need the bunch of grapes around her neck. It's so bunchy. And grapey. And it clashes with the big diamond bow.

Jessica Biel is Hot...Pink!

Jessica Biel is very, very pink tonight in Oscar DeLarenta. I'm not sure I like this on her at all!!

Cameron Diaz

You know how when celebs are getting all glamed up, the makeup artist puts that bib paper stuff around the collar of their dress so it doesn't get messed up? I'm pretty sure Cameron's makeup person forgot to take the paper off.

Jennifer Hudson

Jennifer Hudson waits for the mother ship:

J Lo Has Many Jewels

Doesn't J.Lo look a bit wierd in this? Too many jewels!! She looks like her own wax dummy!

Larry Birkhead On His Way To Bahamas.

Here's a few snippets I learned this morning from MSNBC's Rita Cosby.

Larry Birkhead is on his way to the Bahamas.
Larry Birkhead and Howard K Stern agree that Anna Nicole should be buried in the Bahamas in the next few days - so I guess neither of them are supporting Vergie Arthur in her appeal against Judge Seidlins ruling that Dannielynn's appointed lawyer will decided.
Cosby says that she heard that Stern is going to allow Birkhead to see Dannielynn while he's in the Bahamas!!!!
Debra Opri, Birkheads attorney, is talking about maybe bringing charges of kidnapping against Stern!!!!
There will be paternity hearings in the Bahamas tomorrow!

Wow - that's a lot to take in and very conflicting if Opri is going to press charges of Kidnapping, and yet Stern is going to let Birkhead see Dannielynn.

We are still on Team Larry - hope you get to see your little girl!!

Oscar!

We'll be live blogging the Academy Awards Red Carpet !

It's Almost Time!!

The Oscars are almost here!! Kate and I are SO excited for Sunday night. Sure we care about how Ellen is going to do, who is nominated and who will get to take home the big shiny trophy but what we really care about is the fashion! In a perfect world, we would get to witness another fabulous pick like way back in 2001. Who can forget Bjork? Ah, the good 'ol days.

Mischa! Come on!!!

Damn girl! I just can't deal! I used to think Mischa was kind of cool with her fashion, in a 'I don't care what anyone thinks' kind of way. But it seems lately that she is really pushing that philosophy a bit far. A couple of weeks ago, I posted her getting gas in a.....shirt?.....dress?.....bag?



And I'm sure everyone remembers this little number she was sporting about a month ago:




And now today, I see this:



Seriously! What the hell is that?

Tyra Likes Boobs

Remind me never to go on Tyra Banks' show. She up and grabbed Katharine McPhee's boobs! Uh, excuse me but back off lady! She then said,

"I squeezed her boobs and they are real! They're jiggly and soft."

What's happening on that show! Has Tyra lost her mind?

Baby Suri!!!!

It's Suri!!! Katie Holmes and....hahah.....Tom Cruises'....hahah....daughter! Sorry, still can't quite seem to get that second part out without laughing. There she is being held by mom, Katie. Looks like grandma may be a bit confused as to which direction they are going in. Or maybe she was about to pull a Heather Mills on the photographer. That is one cute baby. I think she looks just like Katie.
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