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Tom Cruise and Ben Stiller have been confirmed to star together in a movie of The Hardy Boys. As I mentioned before no one, NO ONE, can ever replace Shaun Cassidy.

The Police are definitely reuniting for a world tour.

Zsa Zsa Gabor is devastated over her husbands claims that he is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

The real Howard Stern gets engaged.

The Old Kook Had a Press Conference

On Friday afternoon, contestant #3 in the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby contest held a press conference in the driveway of his Bel Air estate. Earlier that day, reports began that Prince Frederick von Anhalt may be the father of Dannielyn.
PFvA was asked over and over if it was true that he was Dannielyn's father.

"A lot of people had an affair with her. She was a hot woman."

He went on to explain his claim by saying,

"I never said I might be the father. I never said, yes. I never said, no. I leave the door open."

Anna Nicole first met von Anhalt in New York in the 90s when she allegedly told von Anhalt that she wanted to be a princess. An affair was born. Just before heading back into his home, he made everyone's stomach turn a little more by adding,

"Sometimes I'm a bad boy." ZaZa, now 90, is not too thrilled with von Anhalt's antics. "She is in a bad mood. She doesn't like this."

Gee, really? Zsa Zsa's former publicist, Ed Lozzi, told TMZ that von Anhalt is

"a chronic fabricator who likes to inject himself into current events to see himself on television."

Here a Daddy, There a Daddy, Everywhere a Daddy Daddy

Ok kids, math time! By my count, and it is getting difficult, at the end of the day yesterday, we had 3 potential daddy's for Anna Nicole Smith's 5-month old daughter, Dannielyn.
First, we have her sort-of husband-by-commitment-ceremony-but-not-legal-in-the-U.S.-husband, Howard K. Stern. Then there is the ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead. Stern and Birkhead are in a big spitting contest over DNA and such. And then there was my favorite contender, Frederic Prince Von Anhalt, better known as Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband. But then today, just when you thought it was safe to put down your calculator, we have yet another potential daddy - it's none other than Anna Nicole's dead billionaire husband, J. Howard Marshall! Yup. I know! The New York Daily News is reporting that Anna Nicole's half-sister Donna Hogan has written a manuscript called "Train Wreck" (which is just not nice) claiming that Smith froze the sperm of 90-year-old Marshall and may have used it to become pregnant. It is her inheritance from Marshall that seems to be the real reason all these baby daddy's are swarming around.

"I wouldn't be shocked at all if it's J. Howard's. She saved his sperm after all and that maybe her trump card in her fight to get the old man's estate."

The book goes on to claim that Anna Nicole hinted to family that she had frozen sperm and would have Marshall's child. When discussing the paternity fight, Hogan says,

"That's my sister for you. That bitch probably doesn't even know who the father is. Soon she'll probably say it's J. Howards."

I'm not sure how many more men are going to come forward, but I have a suspicion there will be more.

Zsa Zsa's Husband's Anna Nicole's Baby-Daddy??

Word coming in now is that Frederic Prince Von Anhalt or perhaps better known as Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, is now claiming that HE is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, Dannielyn! This just keeps getting stranger. He has said that if you look at the time-line, Anna Nicole was not with either Larry Birkhead or Howard K. Stern but that she was with him. He claims that their affair has gone on for a decade - he has been married to Zsa Zsa for 20 years. He is also saying that he will file a lawsuit if custody of Dannielynn is given to Stern or Birkhead. Wow, who is going to come forward next, K-Fed? More to come as this develops!

UPDATE: Zsa Zsa's spokesman has said that Von Anhalt is a "chronic fabricator. It is embarrassing and ludicrous."