10 February 2007

Here a Daddy, There a Daddy, Everywhere a Daddy Daddy


Ok kids, math time! By my count, and it is getting difficult, at the end of the day yesterday, we had 3 potential daddy's for Anna Nicole Smith's 5-month old daughter, Dannielyn.
First, we have her sort-of husband-by-commitment-ceremony-but-not-legal-in-the-U.S.-husband, Howard K. Stern. Then there is the ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead. Stern and Birkhead are in a big spitting contest over DNA and such. And then there was my favorite contender, Frederic Prince Von Anhalt, better known as Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband. But then today, just when you thought it was safe to put down your calculator, we have yet another potential daddy - it's none other than Anna Nicole's dead billionaire husband, J. Howard Marshall! Yup. I know! The New York Daily News is reporting that Anna Nicole's half-sister Donna Hogan has written a manuscript called "Train Wreck" (which is just not nice) claiming that Smith froze the sperm of 90-year-old Marshall and may have used it to become pregnant. It is her inheritance from Marshall that seems to be the real reason all these baby daddy's are swarming around.

"I wouldn't be shocked at all if it's J. Howard's. She saved his sperm after all and that maybe her trump card in her fight to get the old man's estate."

The book goes on to claim that Anna Nicole hinted to family that she had frozen sperm and would have Marshall's child. When discussing the paternity fight, Hogan says,

"That's my sister for you. That bitch probably doesn't even know who the father is. Soon she'll probably say it's J. Howards."

I'm not sure how many more men are going to come forward, but I have a suspicion there will be more.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The more I hear about Anna Nicole’s family, the more I understand why she left them behind and dropped all ties. There is her so-called Mom riding around in limo followed by a camera crew, want to be famous also.
I think her family and Larry Birkhead need to be charged with contributing to her death by placing undo stress on her.
Oh, lets not forget his lying lawyer Ms. Oprie declaring she would not speak to the media again after the day she filed his suit. What a crock, got to get her some fame also.