Nicole is Hilarious

So we all have heard about how Nicole Richie had a little bbq on Memorial Day and that Mischa Barton was there and decided to drink even though she was on antibiotics for her bronchitis and that got her sent to the hospital, blah, blah, blah...she is home now, all is well, moving on. Now the big dirt coming out of that party is the email invitation that Nicole herself sent out to all her gal pals, Us Magazine gives us the scoop,

"Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans, even though we have no...clue what Memorial Day really means!!...There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!"

Richie is taking all kinds of heat for the email. Her reps gave a statement to Us saying,

This invitation was sent via email to her friends who understand that she was responding in a joking manner to the constant untruths printed about her in the media. Her reference to Memorial Day was in no way meant to offend anyone but was simply an expression of her distaste for the current situation."

Please. Someone. Please make it stop. Obviously Nicole is trying to have a sense of humor about what is written about her in the tabloids. But, having said that, she had to have known that somehow, someone would leak it so why write it? I can only take so much more of these chicks. But I can't wait to see what they do next! Oh, and as a side note, why is it that so many of these woman choose to walk around barefoot? Gross!