How to Get Free Socks

Need new socks but don't want to shell out $5.00 for a pair? Then follow our simple plan:

1. Become the World Bank president, like Paul Wolfowitz (this step may take a while).
2. Get invited to a mosque in Turkey.
3. Remove shoes.
4. Be sure that your big toes (yes, both of them) are in full view of at least one photographer.

This is exactly what Mr. Wolfowitz did and it worked! According to the Washington Post, A Gold Toe rep delivered 21 pairs of dress socks to his office yesterday! Turkish sock manufacturers mailed a dozen pairs and employees also presented him with a pair! See? It's easy!