07 February 2007

Brilliant

This is the cover of the New York Daily News:




I wish I had thought of it. Hilarious. Not that I'm laughing at the victim, blah, blah, blah, but you have to admit that's a pretty catchy title! But it only gets better. In true tabloid fashion, they followed that cover with the story inside titled: 'Lunar Toon: Astro-nut stalked me, vic sez'.


The latest statement from Michael Coates, director of NASA's Johnson Space Center in Houston is:

"She is officially on 30-day leave and has been removed from flight status and all mission related activities."
Well that's a relief! But he may have wanted to hand down a leave a tad longer than 30 days, you know, with that pesky attempted-murder charge Nowak is facing. She was released yesterday and headed home to Houston after posting a $25,000 bond (paid by her family, not NASA according to the bail bondsmen) and getting fitted with a GPS ankle bracelet that will alert authorities and Colleen Shipman when she is in Florida.
This story is constantly changing, we will post as it does!

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