Showing posts with label Lindsay Lohan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lindsay Lohan. Show all posts

11 June 2007

News of the Day

Today's big stories were.....

Paris called Barbara Walters yesterday and told her she "used to act dumb. It was all an act. That act is no longer cute" This statement assumes that we all thought it was cute to begin with. She also assures Babs that she is a changed person, a more spiritual one who wants to build a "Paris Playhouse, where sick children might come..." She is even reading The Wall Street Journal.

TMZ is reporting that Paris is suffering from 'extreme ADD and claustrophobia' and that while in jail, she was having severe panic attacks which caused her to be so debilitated, 'she could not push the panic button in her cell. Yawn.

Lindsay Lohan's former bodyguard of 2 years, Lee Weaver, spilled his guts to News of the World. Among the gory details are: she attacked a coke dealer, slit her wrists in front of her friends and enjoys lesbian romps.

Britney Spears has forgiven her mother for putting her in rehab. Britney, her sister Jamie Lynn and mom Lynn Spears met yesterday in Bel Air. Maybe Britney realized that at least her mother, unlike momma Lohan, may have actually had her best interest in mind when dropping her off at Promises.

06 June 2007

Lindsay's Mom is a Big Fat Liar


Contact Music is reporting that Dina Lohan lied about being a professional dancer with The Rockettes according to an investigation done by The New York Post. She also made up her claim that she was in the theatre and TV ads. One source told the paper,

"It's like claiming to have a degree from Harvard when you don't. It's a big deal to be a Rockette. Look in SAG. Look in AFTRA. Dina isn't a member. She never did a Broadway show. She never did ads."
Woops. Doesn't pay to lie now does it? I wonder if this will hurt her reality show that is in the works with E! called Mom-ager which is supposed to follow her efforts to get Lindsay's younger brother and sister into Hollywood. The idea that anyone would give this so called mom a job is beyond me. We all know how well she has done with Lindsay! How about if we let her do the talking though (from April's Harper's Bazaar),


"We're just so misunderstood. My sons are in sports; my daughters want to be actors. I was in the business, and I'm going to help them. You don't like that? I'm living the American dream."

31 May 2007

Lindsay's Ex is Charming


Calum Best, recently linked with Lindsay Lohan, told The Sun that he is addicted to booze, drugs and hookers. Nice. I'm sure he helped Lohan stay on the right path....oh wait, she is back on the wrong path again, isn't she.
"I'm a bad boy, I go out and get drunk," he tells The Sun. "I get high on cocaine and I do stupid debauched things with the wrong women. 'When I'm high I do stupid shit. I'm a red-blooded male and I'm addicted to sex. 'I feel my dad's blood running through my veins. I need to sort out my problems before it's too late. I don't want to be a sad old man on my own drowning my sorrows. 'This is a wake-up call. I've got to take responsibility for my life."
Quite the interview. Doesn't leave much to the imagination. I wonder how Lindsay feels about being called one of 'the wrong women'? Hopefully she doesn't get The Sun in rehab.
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30 May 2007

Lindsay's Statement....

.....via her rep, of course.
"Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility."
Medical my ass. Girlfriend is a drunken dummy.
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29 May 2007

Promises, Promises,

After her DUI arrest on Saturday night, and the New York Post is reporting that Lindsay was back partying hard on Sunday and passed out in the car.

A series of shocking photos show a rubber-limbed Lohan stumbling out of the trendy club Teddy's at the Roosevelt Hotel, then sprawled in the front passenger seat of her black GMC, her head lolling back, her mouth agape and her heavy-lidded eyes firmly shut. Lohan was so out of it, a witness said, that she wasn't even aware of the flashes from paparazzi snapping the photos.

So, apparently Lindsay is checking into Promises rehab facility today. She's probably trying to do damage control on the whole situation. The cops have stated that a "useable" amount of cocaine was found in Lindsay's car on Saturday after the crash, so that adds to the trouble she's in, not to mention the underage drinking, and the continued underage drinking after the crash.

Hilariously, her father, Michael Lohan said "She's on the run now, things are only going to get worse from here". Hahahaha. Lindsay would have to be the most photographed person in Hollywood. I don't know how she could be on the run, as the pack of paparazzi always seem to know where she is.

I hope she takes her stint in Promises seriously, otherwise she's going to end up dying young.

X17 Online has all the pics!

26 May 2007

Throw Her in Jail with Paris.....

Lindsay Lohan has been cited for DUI after crashing her Mercedes early this morning. Lindsay was admitted to a local hospital suffering minor injuries. She wasn't taken into custody, but was given a court date

Forgodssakes Lindsay!!!!!! Why, girl? Why? We were half buying the rehab story, but now we know you just got a nice rest while you were in Wonderland, pretending to be in rehab.

I hope they throw you in the slammer next door to Paris, at this stage, it's your only hope.

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17 May 2007

Rainbow Girl


Wow. That's a lot of color. Her body looks fantastic, but I'm not all that sure about the dress. Tone it down a bit Linds! Speaking of Lindsay, did anyone catch her on Martha Stewart the other day? Talk about having the personality of a door knob. Martha was giving her all kinds of crap about going out every night and kept calling her a 'party girl' which seemed to offend Ms Lohan but hey, if the shoe fits.

07 May 2007

My Girl Kate Could Teach Our American Girls a Thing or Two!

You go Kate!! She knows how to get out of a car without showing the world what she's got going on under her dress! Take note Britney! And Lindsay! And Paris! Aw forget it, there are just too many to name.

27 April 2007

Quote of the Day!


Today's quote comes to us from the lovely Lindsay Lohan from her latest interview with Nylon Magazine on her new movie, I Know Who Killed Me:


"I don't think that there has been a role for an actress like this movie was for me in so long...At first I was like 'I can't do this, I'm getting my leg cut off. I don't want to look like that in scenes, I want to look decent!' But that was just just me being young and stupid. And I have my first sex scene in it, which I always said I wouldn't do...I wanted to this movie so people can see that I'm a f@#%ing actress and I've been doing it forever and it's about time people see that. It felt so good to really act."
So smart, so classy, such brilliant actress.

19 April 2007

Take That, Lindsay!


In the May issue of Blender, Stevie Nicks sets the record straight about Lindsay Lohan wanting to play her in a movie.


"Lindsay Lohan thinks she is going to play me! But what the hell movie does she think she’s talking about? There is no book, there is no screenplay, there is no movie. There is never going to be a movie made without me, because it’s never going to be the story of me. Even though a lot has been written about me, the fact is that nobody actually has a clue to what my life was really like. So good luck, Lindsay."
I love this. It's nice to see someone putting Lindsay in her place. I get the feeling she thinks she can pretty much play anyone in any film. Nice that Stevie put her foot down.

06 April 2007

Worst Idea Ever



Lindsay Lohan is telling In Touch Weekly that she would like to play Princess Diana in a movie.

"It would be fantastic to play her. She gave back a lot and was such an amazing woman."

Apparently Lindsay is a fan of the late Princess's and fancies herself having some of the same problems with the paparazzi. Lindsay is even thinking about doing some lame charity work in Japan.

What a bloody joke. I will have a complete fit if Lindsay Lohan ever gets to play Princess Diana. Last time I checked Princess Diana had not been to rehab at the age of 20 and did not have reputation for being a complete ho. And Lindsay is far from being the most photographed woman in the world! Lindsay should think herself lucky to be able to watch a movie about Princess Diana, let alone play her in one.

26 March 2007

"Reign of Tara" is Over


A new Miss USA was crowned on Friday night. Rachel Smith, 21, Miss Tennessee received the crown from controversial 2006 Miss USA, Tara Conner.

Before the show, Conner summed up her year to PEOPLE, saying: "The reign of Tara was miraculous. Literally, because I got sober during it, and that's the most important thing."

Now that her reign is over Conner plans to do some acting and write a book and stay sober. Mia and I are speculating that once she was free of the clutches of Donald Trump, she headed straight for a bar to enjoy her sobriety Lindsay Lohan style!

Congratualtions Rachel! Let's hope that your year as Miss USA is scandal free!!

13 March 2007

The Real Lindsay Is Back!


Lindsay Lohan has run over a member of the paparazzi according to STAR Magazine.

Lindsay had left club Butter in New York City and the paparazzi pursued her. She was finally pulled over and the "car lurched forward, knocking one paparazzi photographer to the ground and injuring him. The photographer was taken to the emergency room in an ambulance"

Earlier today TMZ reported that Lindsay gave the paparazzi the death stare when she exited Butter, as one of them suggested she might be driving drunk. Lindsay then sped off almost causing an accident.

Welcome back Lindsay - we've missed you.

08 March 2007

Lohan is Still a Diva

All hopes of Lindsay Lohan becoming a 'serious actress' now that she is out of rehab have gone out the window with the latest rumors coming from the set of her film, I Know Who Killed Me. MSNBC is reporting that on February 21, Lohan kept the crew waiting for hours.

"When she finally arrived, she said that she needed to take a nap."
Five hours later, she finally showed up on set but then threw up and went home. Is she really sick? Maybe it was all that hair dye from yesterday's brunette to blonde make-over? Hopefully it's just the flu because if she got serious, she could be a good actress. At least she is looking less haggard since getting out of rehab. Love the red top!
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06 March 2007

Link It Like Beckham.....


David Beckham hurt his knee badly playing football on the weekend when he ran into an advertising sign. Could this be the end of his career? Maybe he won't end up moving to LA at all? That would be to bad, as I'm really looking forward to Posh's reality show. The good news is he didn't put a mark on that beautiful face.

Radar Online has an exclusive that those photos of Anna Nicole in the morgue may not be fake after all. The National Enquirer stated they were totally photoshopped, but now and insider has come out and said they are real. Only about 6 people would know if these photos are real. I know Larry would never tell, but two others could probably be persuaded to talk if the money was right, heh Howie and Vergie?

Ginger from Gilligan's Island is 73! She still looks pretty good!

Lindsay Lohan is sober and wants everyone to know about it. Poor Lindsay, I'm sure she's agreeing with Danny Bonaduce that privacy is overrated.

Britney is not doing to well in rehab. I can't really believe these rumors are true, and TMZ is reporting that she might not stick it out!

20 February 2007

Links To Take Your Mind Off Murder Accusations


Britney Spears is totally ignored at a party on Saturday night due to her ugly wig. X17 photographers believe she is currently holed up in the Beverly Hills Hotel.

Posh Spice tries to take her kids to Disneyland for a fun afternoon and things get out of hand and photographers scare the boys.

Brad Pitt takes his shirt off in Interview magazine.

Ryan Seacrest is embarrassed by the first season of American Idol

Lindsay Lohan makes sure that nightclubs still exist after her stint in "rehab.

19 February 2007

Ray Liotta Arrested


Ray Liotta was arrested on Saturday night for driving under the influence. Liotta crashed his Cadillac Escalade into some parked cars, hitting one hard enough to bump it up on the curb! The report shows that the substance was not alcohol. Hmmm....what could it be. Good thing Lindsey got out of rehab, that Wonderland is going to get crowded (hopefully with Britney too!). Liotta was released on $15,000 bail. Is this surprising to anyone? He does have quite the 'bad-ass' look to him.

16 February 2007

Lindsay Breaks Out.....For Good


Lindsay Lohan has checked out of Wonderland for good following what was a 30-day program. 30 days? Really? I bet if we add up all the time she was out of Wonderland having lunch, getting gas, grabbing a coffee, we would find that there is no way she completed a full 30-day stint. Her rep says,

"She will continue as an outpatient. She will take it day by day. She's in it for the long haul, and she asks that her privacy be respected."
Nice that she got out on a Friday afternoon. Just in time to freshen up and head out to the clubs!

07 February 2007

Jessica Snags Lindsay's Role



Jessica Biel has just snagged the plum role in 'A Woman of No Importance' that had been offered to Lindsay Lohan. Lohan dropped out of the project last week, saying that she wanted to concentrate on rehab and getting herself sober.

Lindsay and Jessica were also having a "feud" over Lindsay's former assistant, Lindsay Ratowsky.

Lindsay, 20, was furious when her assistant, Lindsay Ratowsky, left her to work for the star of The Illusionist. They had a run-in at a party in New York in November when Lindsay screamed at Ratowsky when she saw her there with Jessica.
In Touch Weekly

Rumours are persisting that Lohan is getting more and more difficult to insure on the movie set, and maybe her departure from the picture was not all her idea.

I know who I'd want in my Oscar Wilde movie - Jessica Biel hands down. She's attractive, classy and seemingly can act, and wears underwear to nightclubs (as far as we know). Lindsay Lohan is just one huge bad publicity stunt, not to mention unreliable, although she hasn't busted out of rehab for a least a week. In fact, I have no clue why people keep offering Lindsay Lohan anything.

05 February 2007

Bad Girls, Bad Girls, What Cha Gonna Do?


Paris, Lindsay, Britney and Nicole - just bad girls, or bad influences? Newsweek is asking the question

"Tweens adore them and teens envy them. But are we raising a generation of 'prosti-tots'?"

Good question. A Newsweek poll says that 77 percent of Americans think these girls are a bad influence on young people.

What do you think?