Stop Your Hating!

Shar Jackson spoke to US Magazine about the nasty little rumor that had her pregnant with K-Fed's baby.

Us: How do you think the pregnancy rumor started?
Shar Jackson: Honestly, some people are just really unhappy that me and Kevin have a great friendship. Obviously some people can't handle that. Some people like to start stuff to make their little lives better.
Us: So for the record, you are not pregnant.
SJ: Not at all. I am not pregnant. Have you seen my new stomach? Are you kidding me? I am not going to ruin that. That is so stupid. Not only is it stupid but it's unhealthy. I could die. So obviously the person who made this up isn't that bright. Let your readers know there is no way in hell I would waste $16,000 on a tummy tuck and get pregnant. I have no time and no plans to get pregnant any time soon. And when I say I have no time, I'm talking years. So whoever's hating should stop and focus on their own problems.

I love her. She is totally hilarious. Throw out that dollar amount girl!

Is K-Fed Still Populating the Earth?

In a shocking turn of events, The New York Post's Cindy Adams is claiming that Shar Jackson is 7 weeks pregnant with Kevin Federline's child!!!!! And that he doesn't know and he's going to find out by reading her column!!

Apparently Shar wants to get back together with K-Fed. I have no clue if this pregnancy rumor is true, but this will probably set Britney off on a whole new series of freak outs.

I'd be scared to stand in the same room with K-Fed. He seems extremely fertile.

UPDATE: Shar Jackson is not pregnant

Derby Day!

So it's Derby day!! Everyone have their mint juleps? I'm glued to NBC as we speak because I love getting glimpses of The Queen! As a matter of fact, according to the announcers, she is "making her way to our booth now"! You know K-Fed is there this year, right? Only in America could we have the Queen of England and K-Fed at the same event. This is shaping up to be a scene from a Naked Gun movie. K-Fed told People,

"I've wanted to go for the past few years, so I am taking the opportunity and going to enjoy attending the race, going to the black tie gala's and enjoying the whole experience," said Federline. "It's such a great tradition, and I'm glad I can be a part of it!"

I still don't understand how he got an invite.
In other Derby news, TMZ is reporting a hilarious story about Kid Rock and Anna Nicole Smith having a bit of a spat at last year's Derby.

The Rock told Maxim magazine, "I had my son with me, and she strolls in shooting a TV show, so I politely ask her 'Miss, we're just trying to have a good time, and you've got those [bleeping] cameras rolling. And she was like, '[Bleep] you.' So I was like '[Bleep] me? [Bleep] you. You're a [bleep]ing pig.'" But rather than storm off diva-style, Anna Nicole gifted Rock's son with $300, apologizing for the blow up. "I didn't know about it until we got home 'cause he bought some Nintendo [bleep]. I'm like, 'Where did you get the money?' He's like, 'That blond girl with the big boobs gave it to me.'"

Speaking of the blond girl with the big boobs, Larry Birkhead will be in the house as well. Larry actually met Anna Nicole at the Derby in 2004 so I'm sure it's a bitter sweet event for him.

Link-O-Rama

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Someone we love: Kathy Griffin. Someone we think is pretty awful but somehow manages to meet a ton of stars and land a guest spot on Dirt: Perez Hilton. The two of them photographed together? Maddening.

The brilliant girls over at Go Fug Yourself find a perfectly good explanation for Christina's fashion botch.

Britney News of the Day

I'd prefer to only have to write about Britney and K-Fed once a day so I'm going to lump all the latest in one post. Here we go:

Britney's First Outing:
People is reporting that Britney's first public outing was a trip to Millennium Dance Complex to take a hip-hop class. Sporting her wig, she showed up unannounced with her assistant and a bodyguard for the 'advanced-level hip-hop class'.

"The minute she walked in, she basically it up the room. I had no idea she was coming, so I was shocked." said instructor Darrien Henning. "She did the choreography really well. In fact, she came in and nailed it."

Uh, yeah, shocking seeing as she is a pop star! Idiot.

K-Fed:
Kevin took Sean Preston and Jayden James to Vegas with him on Friday to celebrate his 29th birthday. He had dinner with family and friends on Saturday night then headed over to Pure Nightclub (shocker) where his ex-girlfriend, and baby momma to his other kids, Shar Jackson celebrated with him.

"My entire family came out for my birthday. My brothers are here, my mother, my father, my sister and even my ex Shar Jackson came out for this."

Wow. How exciting for you.

Britney Got a Tooth Ache:
Spears had to go to the dentist because she got a nasty tooth ache. This was of course turned into a huge deal over the weekend but the official word from her manager Larry Rudolph via That Other Blog is,

"They're all wrong, she just went to the dentist. She had a tooth ache, I have no more details."

I just hope they don't give her anything too strong for the pain. Maybe they worked on it without giving her any pain medication at all, kinda like James Frys' visit to the dentist that he lied to us about.

Britney Leaves Promises

Britney left Promises yesterday, her manager reports in a statement released by Jive Records,

"Britney has been released by the Promises Malibu reatment Center after successfully completing their program."

Successfully completing? I believe a 'normal' stint in Promises is 45 days. Britney checked in on February 20th for one day, left, shaved her head, and only returned when ex-husband Kevin Federline threatened to keep her boys in a custody battle. I'm not sure how successful I would consider this. I really hope she is back on track and stays out of the public eye for a while. She needs to re-group. It sounds like things are looking up on the home front though. TMZ is reporting that Spears and K-Fed have been getting along well while she has been in Promises and have agreed to a 50/50 custody agreement for the boys as they finalize their divorce. Good luck Britney!

Britney Gets Visitors in Rehab

She made it through the weekend - Britney Spears is still in Promises. She had some visitors that may have helped her realize why she is there and why she needs to stay. On Friday, Kevin Federline visited her for about an hour, leaving their two sons in the care of Britney's mother, Lynn Spears. Then on Saturday, Lynn Spears brought the boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James, to see Britney. According to US Magazine, they visited for about two hours. They then left separately, the boys being brought back to K-Fed's home.

Britney's ex-husband of 55 hours, Jason Alexander, also came forward this weekend with some disturbing allegations about Britney's drug use. He told the British newspaper the Sunday Mirror,

"I have never said anything about Britney and drugs before but I am very, very concerned about her. She needs help. I don't want to see her life come to an end. I am really worried that she will wind up like Anna Nicole Smith and be found dead."

He went on to give details of their drug use in the days leading up to their quickie marriage saying "I think we took too much." He describes an incident where, he claims, Britney almost overdosed on ecstasy.

"Then it hit her and it hit her hard. In that situation, your body temperature heats up and you can die. She was sweating and overheating and her breathing was getting real slow. Other people were panicking. But we got her out the back and up to the suite. I took her into the bathroom and threw her into the shower. She was unconscious. She tripped and fell. I was trying to hold her up and speak to her. She wasn't moving.”

With a Little Help From the Grandmas

Kevin Federline is really stepping up to take care of his sons while troubled Britney gets much needed help. US Magazine is reporting that Federline, his mother and Spears' mother, Lynn Spears (pictured), are joining together for Sean Preston, 17 months and Jayden James, 5 months. This is such a sad story.

"He is beyond sad," says a Federline friend. "This is the worst week of his entire life. He doesn't even want to pick up the phone. Things are beyond not well with Britney, and he still loves her."

Britney's family seems to be coming around to K-Fed as well,

"Britney's family feels that Kevin has been a blessing and they are very impressed with Kevin taking so much responsibility."

He is the father after all and I guess it took this mess for people to see that he really does care about those babies. So what do you think? Will Britney and Kevin get back together if she stays in rehab and gets herself cleaned up?

Britney: Third Time Lucky

Word on the street is that Britney Spears has re-checked herself back into Promises at Malibu for a (hopefully) 30 day stay. Britney was seen outside Kevin Federline's house last night attacking a car with an umbrella. Federline reportedly wouldn't let her in to see her kids, and Britney's Mom eventually turned up and drove her back to Promises.

ET Online has the whole story and the umbrella photo

Promises, Promises. Promise us you'll stay in rehab this time Britney!

Britney.......Again

Seriously girlfriend! What are you doing?? I can't take much more of this. Entertainment Tonight is reporting that Bald-Brit has left Promises treatment center in Malibu this morning. Less than 24 hours after checking in. 24 hours!!! I'm sure this will continue to develop throughout the day. I need a drink to process all this.....does that make me insensitive to her issues?

People has a great breakdown (no pun intended) of the cast of characters here. Also, they are quoting a friend of K-Fed's who says he has no intention of using Britney's problems against her with respect to the boys,

"It's not about getting the kids away from Britney. He's just worried about making sure he can see them. Kevin wanted her to get help so she could be a good mother for their kids and not end up dead. He just couldn't take it anymore. He was desperate for her to get help."

Great. Now I'm starting to think Kevin Federline makes sense. I guess I should to exchange my 'Team Britney' shirt for a 'Team K-Fed' one.

UPDATE: In the March 5 issue of In Touch Weekly, 'friends' of Britney Spears are coming forward claiming that she has had a drug problem for several years. Among them, Amanda Alexander, sister of Britney's ex-husband (of 55 hours) Jason Alexander,

"When I was around her, she took Ecstasy." She also claims Spears used cocaine.

In Touch is also reporting that toward the end of her marriage to Kevin Federline, she got back into her drug using ways. The night of K-Fed's CD release party was bad for them because,

"Kevin was mad because he knew she was high on coke."

This is interesting if true. Everyone was very anti-Kevin assuming he was the problem and that he was a horrible man for Britney. It just may be the opposite is true.

K-Fed Worried About Brit

Kevin Federline is showing his sensitive side by actually cancelling his party plans in Las Vegas during the NBA All-Star weekend to be in Los Angeles near his children, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

A friend of Federline's says,

"Kevin is concerned for Britney and his children. Of course he's concerned about her. He loves her. He's always loved her - even after she started divorce preceedings."

Britney better get cleaned up quick because after all her antics, Kevin is coming out smelling like a rose. People are not so quick to bash K-Fed anymore and she just may lose those boys to him if she isn't careful.