Britney: Third Time Lucky

Word on the street is that Britney Spears has re-checked herself back into Promises at Malibu for a (hopefully) 30 day stay. Britney was seen outside Kevin Federline's house last night attacking a car with an umbrella. Federline reportedly wouldn't let her in to see her kids, and Britney's Mom eventually turned up and drove her back to Promises.

ET Online has the whole story and the umbrella photo

Promises, Promises. Promise us you'll stay in rehab this time Britney!

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Britney Wigs Out

So after Friday night's head shaving "cry for help" fiasco, I really thought that Brit would go into hiding with her kids, let the GI Jane grow out a bit, get some cute earrings and classily go about her business recording her new album. How wrong could a person be?

EOnline reports Britney was seen out on Saturday wearing a Wig!!!

The newly bald Brit covered her self-shaved head this afternoon with a short blonde wig, a source tells me. My insider spotted the dethroned pop princess lounging at the pool at the Mondrian hotel with a group of “dancer-looking types.”



Meanwhile, sources close to Spears tell me they’re worried she’s alienating
everyone around her. "She’s going to have no one who cares about her," one said.
"Even her security is getting fed up. She keeps running them around town until
4:30 in the morning".

I can't get over it. I felt bad for Britney on Saturday when it hit the news about the head shaving, but now I'm beginning to wonder about the whole "publicity stunt" aspect of the whole thing, especially when I found out it was Paris Hilton's birthday party on Saturday. A little attention grabbing, maybe?

Britney still needs help and lots of it. She is a total wreck. Britney, if you are reading this, please email Mia or me, and we'll talk you down off the ledge. Anybody that chooses a wig that makes

them look like Carol Channing is definitely on a ledge.

Buy Britney's Shaved Locks on Ebay

It didn't take very long! Britney's long brown locks of hair are now available for sale on Ebay. You too can own a piece of pop culture history!!

Bald Britney - The Saga Continues

There's more to the story of Britney flipping out and shaving her head Friday night. US Magazine has a few more details.

Esther Tognozzi, owner of the salon, tells Us that after Britney shaved off all her hair, "She just looked in the mirror and said with tears in her eyes, 'Oh, my God, I shaved it all off. My mom is going to be so upset with me.'" Tognozzi says that prior to shaving Britney complained that her extensions were "very tight and uncomfortable."

Tognozzi, who waived her normal $20 cut fee for Britney, adds that, other than the tears when she looked in the mirror, "Britney had a blank face and showed little emotion whatsoever."

Tognozzi went on to say that Britney didn't say whether she was happy or not with her new look, just that she seemed very unhappy in general.

Clearly, Britney is losing it. All the pressure of the divorce, tyring to make a comeback album, being friends with Paris Hilton for 3 weeks, breaking up with Isaac Cohen, and the Justin Timberlake shout out is messing with her head. Not to mention the responsibility of being a mother to two small boys.

And now there are some very ugly rumors starting about why she shaved her head in the first place

Britney Spears Shaves Head Then Gets Tattoo

Last night at 7:00pm, Britney Spears went to a hair salon on Ventura Boulevard and picked up the shears and shaved her own head - totally bald!! Then she went to a tattoo parlor and got some new tattoos.

CLICK HERE TO SEE PHOTOS AT X-17 or HERE

CNN is reporting that Britney's little outing caused such a stir that the police had to be called for crowd control.

Store employee Emily Wynne-Hughes tells Usmagazine.com that Britney arrived at
the parlor agitated and, when asked why she shaved her head, replied, "I
don't want anyone touching me. I'm tired of everybody touching me."
Hughes adds,"She wasn't making sense at all and you could tell she's not in
a good place at all, and that she is totally freaking out."

(US Magazine)

Britney - what the hell are you thinking? Nervous breakdown? Are you really that upset and confused since Justin Timberlake gave you the shout out about your drinking? He'll probably rush to your side now to save you- won't he baldy?

Don't worry, it'll grow back and maybe Justin will love you again!

Hope your kids recognize you you next time they see you!!