Promises, Promises,

After her DUI arrest on Saturday night, and the New York Post is reporting that Lindsay was back partying hard on Sunday and passed out in the car.

A series of shocking photos show a rubber-limbed Lohan stumbling out of the trendy club Teddy's at the Roosevelt Hotel, then sprawled in the front passenger seat of her black GMC, her head lolling back, her mouth agape and her heavy-lidded eyes firmly shut. Lohan was so out of it, a witness said, that she wasn't even aware of the flashes from paparazzi snapping the photos.

So, apparently Lindsay is checking into Promises rehab facility today. She's probably trying to do damage control on the whole situation. The cops have stated that a "useable" amount of cocaine was found in Lindsay's car on Saturday after the crash, so that adds to the trouble she's in, not to mention the underage drinking, and the continued underage drinking after the crash.

Hilariously, her father, Michael Lohan said "She's on the run now, things are only going to get worse from here". Hahahaha. Lindsay would have to be the most photographed person in Hollywood. I don't know how she could be on the run, as the pack of paparazzi always seem to know where she is.

I hope she takes her stint in Promises seriously, otherwise she's going to end up dying young.

X17 Online has all the pics!

Throw Her in Jail with Paris.....

Lindsay Lohan has been cited for DUI after crashing her Mercedes early this morning. Lindsay was admitted to a local hospital suffering minor injuries. She wasn't taken into custody, but was given a court date

Forgodssakes Lindsay!!!!!! Why, girl? Why? We were half buying the rehab story, but now we know you just got a nice rest while you were in Wonderland, pretending to be in rehab.

I hope they throw you in the slammer next door to Paris, at this stage, it's your only hope.

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Paris Issues A Statement

"After reading the media's coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should -- no matter how slightly.I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse."

Yeah - right.

TMZ has a fun poll , 90% of respondents do not believe a word she says.

Paris is Mental

Why does Paris Hilton have the nerve to DRIVE HER CAR, yet again, while her licence is suspended, even though she knows she's going to jail for doing that very thing?

Answer: Because she's been told the law doesn't apply to her!! I blame her mother.

OOPS: Mia tells me that Paris' license has been reinstated for a while!!!! I still blame her mother.

The Real Lindsay Is Back!

Lindsay Lohan has run over a member of the paparazzi according to STAR Magazine.

Lindsay had left club Butter in New York City and the paparazzi pursued her. She was finally pulled over and the "car lurched forward, knocking one paparazzi photographer to the ground and injuring him. The photographer was taken to the emergency room in an ambulance"

Earlier today TMZ reported that Lindsay gave the paparazzi the death stare when she exited Butter, as one of them suggested she might be driving drunk. Lindsay then sped off almost causing an accident.

Welcome back Lindsay - we've missed you.