Paris Too Scared to Pee

It's all become clear to me now. Paris couldn't care less about actually being in jail, just about using the facilities. According to the Daily News, Paris didn't eat or drink anything for 3 days because she was petrified that guards or staff would take a photo of her on the toilet.

The stainless steel lavatory in the hotel heiress' 12-foot-by-8-foot cell was in plain view of a large window in the door, which guards could look through 24hours a day."She was absolutely terrified that one of the guards or staffers would get her with the cell-phone cam and it would wind up on the Internet," a Hilton insider said yesterday.

That would probably make me paralysed and unable to go as well. On the other hand, Paris has been photographed numerous times getting out of a cars with out underwear on, not to mention the sex tape, so why does she care if there is a photo of her peeing?

My helpful suggestion, hold it until lights out.

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