Paris News In a Nutshell

You've all probably heard by now that Paris is an emotional wreck, incapable of a cohesive thought. And that Governor Schwarzenegger said that he "has more important things to think about" than getting Paris out of her 45 days of jail. And the subplot of Paris' dad being hospitalized for an undisclosed surgery" and Paris' subsequent trip to church!

But my favorite story from the weekend has to be another fabulous letter from Candy Spelling (via TMZ) calling Paris a spoiled brat and telling her to stand up to her responsibilities!! And then to make it even better Patty Hearst contacted TMZ after rumors that she was talking to Paris and basically agreed with everything Candy Spelling said!!.

I have two questions in all of this. Why does Candy Spelling keep writing letters and sending them to TMZ? And why is this the only photo that everyone has of Candy? The weird front on shot with the wispy hair! I think that Candy should release a new photo of herself with her next open letter!!!