07 March 2007

Yet Another Baby Daddy.....Are You Sitting Down?


I cannot believe I am actually going to type these words: OJ Simpson is the latest man to toss his DNA into the Anna Nicole Smith baby daddy party. Norm Pardo, a videographer who followed OJ for five years tells Page Six that Simpson told him he "knew Anna Nicole pretty well," and that he had "slow-moving sperm" so he could be the father. Just how slow are we talking about? 3 weeks? 6 months? A year? Come on OJ! Pardo also says that Simpson doesn't want this information exposed because "I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself." I can't even think of a comment for this. OJ Simpson! Someone better get that DNA testing done quick because I don't know who will come out of the woodwork next! Donny Osmond perhaps?

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