What a downer it was this week on Real Housewives. Everyone is sad. Jo doesn't know it yet, but she's going to be very sad when she gets her credit card bill and Slade doesn't pay for it, after she just charged everything for the new apartment and then went out and bought a $1500 pair of boots. Jo is also going to be sad when she finds out she can't sing. She met with some "executives" in the music industry and one guy was trying not to crack up laughing when he heard her song. I'm sure of it.
Vicki is sad because she flew all the way to Colorado to surprise her son Michael, and he wasn't pleased at all that she just dropped in on him. Vicki doesn't get it at all, that Michael doesn't want her controlling his life. He could have been nicer to her . After all, she is his mother. Vicki managed to cheer herself up by drinking straight out of the keg. Nice.
Jeanna is sad because she and her husband don't get on. He didn't come to her birthday lunch. Boo Hoo. Jeanna brightened herself up by going on Playboy Radio and announcing that she and her husband have separate bedrooms.
Lauri is sad because Ashely won't enroll in school and thinks that being an Aqua Angel and promoting a new brand of water "all over the world" is her new career. No sign of George this week or the jewelry business. Lauri was also sporting a nice new set of duck lips which made her look really weird.
Tammy is sad because Duff wouldn't marry her and now he wants to marry her and she doesn't want to marry him. Tammy doesn't know what she wants.
Sometimes life inside the gates isn't that much fun.
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