Paula is Outraged

Paula Abdul is upset and angry and she told Entertainment Weekly that she has never "had so much bullshit written about me in my life". This probably has something to do with the fact that Paula is actually coherent so far this year on Idol.

I've never had so much bulls--- written about me in my entire career, 21
years in this business. Nobody, [including] my friends and my family, has seen
me drinking, partying...EVER. I'm the squarest dork there is. I've worked my ass
off my whole career. I challenge anybody, go look at any picture [of me] in my entire life and see if I'm [pretends to stumble] or even holding a drink. Maybe somewhere I'm making a toast, but I've never been drunk in my whole life. I don't do recreational drugs. I have the hardest job — mid-sentence I have to think of what I'm going to say, [and] sometimes I have to talk fast because I
don't want to be edited. I have to think about what I'm going to say because I might not particularly care for [a contestant's] performance. How [can I express this] so they leave with a little bit of dignity and grace?

I do feel a bit bad for Paula, because I think her heart is in the right place, and she tries to let everyone down easy on American Idol. But it's undeniable that she does seem totally out of her tree on occasion.