Heather Mills Gets Her Money

According to reports yesterday, Heather Mills and Sir Paul McCartney have come to some kind of agreement as to the money Mills is going to get in the divorce. Last week Mills wanted $20,000 per day to survive.

Now it looks like Mills has accepted an offer of $56 million in cash and real estate and joint custody of Beatrice, Mills and McCartney's daughter.

I guess she figured she better act quickly before her leg leg comes flying off during Dancing With the Stars and she becomes a bigger laughing stock than she is right now, and McCartney could get away with giving her less money.

Gold Digging Shrew Needs $20,000 A Day

Heather Mills has worked out a post divorce budget and figured that she needs $20,000 A DAY, just to get by. What a huge joke this woman is. How on earth can she possibly need $20,000 a day to live. Some families of four live on that a YEAR.

Pals of ex-Beatle Sir Paul, 64, revealed that she is willing to consider agreeing a “high-speed” divorce settlement for a minimum total cash pay-off of £40million. Distraught Sir Paul is refusing to cough up and argues that he is worth “considerably less” than the £825million fortune he has been alleged to have.

Maybe she needs it to buy feathers and sequins for her Dancing With the Stars outfits? Heather, email me for a 40% off coupon at Michaels, because I'm sure Sir Paul won't be agreeing to that amount, because it's completely friggin ridiculous!

The Sun has the entire story