Summertime Blues

We just wanted to put up a quick note to say that during the summer we will only be updating the site sporadically, as the kids are home, vacations are happening, and the celebrities are all in rehab!!

Of course - if something really big happens we are there!!

If you'd like an email when we update, send us an email with "UPDATE" in the subject line to Fashionsreality@gmail.com

Have a great summer!

Kate & Mia

p.s....crocs? really Mr. President?

A New Golfer is Born

Tiger Woods announced on his website that his wife Elin gave birth to their new baby daughter, Sam Alexis Woods early Monday morning, June 18th. I wonder if either she actually gave birth earlier than that or if he knew she was in labor because I watched the last day, Sunday, of the US Open and he looked a little off. No pictures yet but I have my fingers crossed. I bet she is adorable!

In other baby news, Keri Russell had a baby boy on June 9th, it was announced Monday. And Sam Alexis Woods shares her birthday with Julia Roberts' newest addition, a son named Henry Daniel Moder!

Daytime Emmy's!!

I watched the Daytime Emmy's Red Carpet and then the show last night. I really like the Daytime Emmy's, because the soap stars are so happy to be there, don't have A List Celeb attitudes and some of them look like mutton dressed up as lamb, which is basically ordinary people with lots of makeup on. And even though I usually have no clue who anyone is, I like looking at all the pretty outfits!

Last night brought a gem in another form - Chandra Wilson (Dr Bailey from Grey's) working the red carpet for SoapNet. Apparently she is a soap addict and she was super excited to see everyone. It was very touching and nice, and she made great TV.

Here is Chandra with some guy called Dan Gauthier who was nominated for Outstanding Support Actor in One Life To Live. Look how excited she is!!

Weekend Musings.....

Rod Stewart got married yesterday for the third time, to his girlfriend of seven years, Penny Lancaster.

Now here's his three wives next to each other in order: Alana Stewart, Rachel Hunter, Penny Lancaster

See a pattern developing here? Rachel Hunter and Penny Lancaster are practically indistinguishable from each other. Totally bizarre.

Plug Your Ears

So it looks like the rumors of a Spice Girl reunion tour are in fact true. Sporty Spice was the only holdout but now it seems she is on board. She told a BBC London 94.9 just how exciting it all is going to be.

"For the first time ever, there is some truth in the rumours. We've been discussing it and it could possibly happen. I've always said, 'I don't want to do it, the past is the past. It was amazing, it was magical. We could never recreate it.' But this year people have been talking about it and some of the girls have expressed an interest in doing it. There is just so much great feeling out there and I just thought, you know what, I don't want to be the person that stops it happening or stops it being a five-piece."

Magical?! That seems a bit of a stretch. How much do you want to bet that this is going to be a reality show?

In other Spice news, here is Victoria Beckham at the launch of her new fashion line, DVB in New York yesterday. Busy girl that Posh.

Nicole Trying for a 'Get Out of Jail Free' Card?

The pregnancy rumors continue to swirl around Nicole Richie. Page Six has this little jem today,

Nicole Richie is being coy on the question of whether she's pregnant, but a good pal of hers says she's definitely carrying Joel Madden's love spawn. "Nicole is kind of hoping her pregnancy will keep her out of jail," the friend said. Richie is facing time due to a DWI arrest earlier this year. But friends are concerned and "wondering if she can carry the baby to term because of her weight issues," we're told. A rep for Richie didn't return calls.

So basically, if this is true, Nicole and Joel watch My Name is Earl and figured, 'hey, it worked for Joy!' and decided to give it a shot. Good luck Nicole, my guess is you will be in the cell right next to Paris.

Justin Timberlake is Arrogant

Justin needs to take a few steps down from that high horse he is on. In an interview with the Daily Mirror, he sets the record straight about his relationship with Jessica Biel by calling her simply "a very dear friend" and said that she texts him all the time, how embarrassing. When asked who the love of his life is, he said "I haven't met her yet." Slam to not only Jessica but Cameron (who he refers to as "one of my very best friends") as well, I would imagine. He says that she was the one who wanted to join him on his tour, that it wasn't his idea.

"She truly insisted that she came with me on tour. I don't know how to say no to a pretty face. But it wasn't really a good idea," Justin admits. "This time I'm putting the machine before everything else. Jessica met up with me in Manchester, but for Paris I told her categorically no. This tour is very important for me. I'm doing it really seriously so there's no question of playing sweethearts!"

Way to let her down easy. He then goes on to go on and on about himself and what a fantastic catch he is.

I defy a girl not to fall for me if I'm on a surfboard or snowboarding," he challenged. "It's my secret weapon if a girl resists me." He also says "plenty" of men hit on him, too.

Give me a break! You just made yourself a lot less attractive Justin.

Angelina Goes Vintage

Last night in New York at the premier of A Mighty Heart, Angelina Jolie showed up in a dress that cost $26.00. Angelina told Access Hollywood that she got the dress at vintage store Wasteland, on Melrose Avenue in LA. Translated, that means she had a stylist comb through tons of stuff and find this gem for her. She did have Christian Louboutin shoes on, which probably cost twenty times what her dress cost.

Her other accessory was priceless: Brad Pitt.

Stop Your Hating!

Shar Jackson spoke to US Magazine about the nasty little rumor that had her pregnant with K-Fed's baby.

Us: How do you think the pregnancy rumor started?
Shar Jackson: Honestly, some people are just really unhappy that me and Kevin have a great friendship. Obviously some people can't handle that. Some people like to start stuff to make their little lives better.
Us: So for the record, you are not pregnant.
SJ: Not at all. I am not pregnant. Have you seen my new stomach? Are you kidding me? I am not going to ruin that. That is so stupid. Not only is it stupid but it's unhealthy. I could die. So obviously the person who made this up isn't that bright. Let your readers know there is no way in hell I would waste $16,000 on a tummy tuck and get pregnant. I have no time and no plans to get pregnant any time soon. And when I say I have no time, I'm talking years. So whoever's hating should stop and focus on their own problems.

I love her. She is totally hilarious. Throw out that dollar amount girl!

The Donald Looking to Clean Up Young Girls

Donald Trump and Fox are developing a new reality show (because there are just not enough of them on TV) called Lady or a Tramp. Basically, he will send party girls to charm school then they will have etiquette challenges and of course, at the end of each episode, one 'tramp' will be booted off.

“We are all sick and tired of the glamorization of these out-of-control young women, so I have taken it upon myself to do something about it. I am creating a real-life version of My Fair Lady with my company Trump Productions. This show is all about getting a second chance and transforming for the better; the idea is genius and the show will be huge.”

Good 'ol Donald, you can always count on him to think positively about himself. If the show goes, it will air midseason.

Posh: Only worth One Hour of Time

Unfortunately for us, Kate and I did not get our wish of a weekly Posh reality show. NBC says that the series has been condensed to a one hour special, Victoria Beckham: Coming to America, and will air on July 16. I really was hoping for a longer look into the Posh world but I guess I have to settle for one lousy hour.

The Laws of Motion

Two of my favorite people, Lauren Graham and Matthew Perry, are busy making a movie together, "The Laws of Motion", which is in production right now.

In the movie, Perry plays a husband struggling with life in a repressive career and community along with headaches caused by his free-spirited brother and sister. Lauren Graham will play his wife and Hilary Swank will take on a supporting role as well as being a producer of the film.

Apparently Graham and Perry used to date, but Lauren Graham insists they have always been "friends".

I think they would make a great couple!! They had lots of magic together in Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip when Graham guest starred (which Perry is brilliant in and I can't believe they have cancelled that show!!). Lauren Graham is always going on Ellen and saying how she doesn't have a man in her life. Maybe life is imitating art (eg Gilmore Girls) and her soul mate is right in front of her eyes?

Aniston Adopting?

OK Magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston is the next celebrity to do the ultra 'in' thing by adopting a baby.

Inspired by her good friend Sheryl Crow, who just became a mom to adopted son Wyatt, Jennifer Aniston is seriously considering adopting a baby. The 38-year-old actress has met with the same adoption agency that helped bring Sheryl and her son together.

They are also saying that she really wants a boy. Maybe she wants a boy in the hopes that he can hook up with best friend Courteney's daughter, Coco, later in life. I wonder what her new hottie boyfriend Paul Sculfor thinks of this baby news?

Evan Almighty Premiere

They had a green carpet for the Evan Almighty premiere on Sunday. I can't quite figure out why everyone looks so....eh....super casual except that maybe because it was a Sunday afternoon? Adam Sandler looked like he was on his way to McDonald's and Kevin James, I don't even know what to say about Kevin James. Sandler joked with the press when asked about his appearance saying, "What?! You think I'm not dressed up for a premiere?"

But Lauren Graham! She looks gorgeous as usual. Makes me miss my Gilmore Girls Tuesdays.

Is K-Fed Still Populating the Earth?

In a shocking turn of events, The New York Post's Cindy Adams is claiming that Shar Jackson is 7 weeks pregnant with Kevin Federline's child!!!!! And that he doesn't know and he's going to find out by reading her column!!

Apparently Shar wants to get back together with K-Fed. I have no clue if this pregnancy rumor is true, but this will probably set Britney off on a whole new series of freak outs.

I'd be scared to stand in the same room with K-Fed. He seems extremely fertile.

UPDATE: Shar Jackson is not pregnant

Help!

Poor Michael J. Fox. Here he is, trying to enjoy the Muhammad Ali photo exhibition last night in New York but looks absolutely terrified to be so close to Mariah Carey!

Isaiah Washington Gives Statment....In Third Person

I hate when people talk like this. So damn annoying. I'm glad he got the boot.....arrogant s.o.b.

"I can only apologize so many times," Isaiah said. "I can only accept so much responsibility. All the players involved have taken care of what we needed to take care of in-house – and the media took it in a different direction. I hope that everyone is happy for the outcome for Isaiah, but Isaiah will go on and do what I love to do."

Katie Wants to be Posh

Katie Holmes got her hair cut. Gee, thinks she wants to look just like her new BFF Posh Spice? Bet she colors it blonde next.

Why Brit? Why?

This dress is awful, and the boots are just plain ugly. Later on she just fell out of it all together.

Get a stylist!!

Look at Posh's Shoes!!

Posh got to throw out the first ball at the Dodgers game the other night, and I just can't get over the shoes she wore to do it!!



The Daily Mail is also reporting that Posh married for love, not money.

"I can't do without love. I would rather live in a council flat with David than in Beckingham Palace without him."

Hmm, don't believe it for a minute, but whatever.

And if you are wondering what this is, it's Posh smiling. I can't remember the last time that happened.