Monday Afternoon Links

Angelina Jolie and Marianne Pearl have a play date

Let's hope this never happens.

Another former Idol gets arrested!

Madonna gets the same haircut as Posh.

Madonna in Malawai

Madonna, her 10-year old daughter Lourdes and that chick Danielle Rousseau from Lost toured Malawi on Monday (just kidding, that's just some random woman, but seriously! Look at her!) She continues to deny that she is adopting again.

Madonna Is Not Special

Finally, Mia and I have something in common with Madonna!! According to PEOPLE Madonna screams a lot.

"I scream a lot!" the singer, 48, tells British Elle. "Sometimes I handle [stress] well, sometimes I don't.

"My daughter is going through a phase of wearing jeans that are so tight she can't bend her knees in them. I have a go at her and say, 'Can't you wear something else? You have a closet full of clothes and you wear the same pants every day. And please wear a belt because I don't want to see your butt crack when you bend over.' "

Likewise, her 6-year-old son, Rocco, "never wants to take off his Gap army fatigue pants. They both wear the same thing over and over again."

OMG!! Madonna's life is EXACTLY like ours. Her kids don't want to change their clothes. My kids don't want to get changed out of their pajamas. Mia and I scream at our kids, and our husbands. And do all our own cleaning. And bring you tons of fabulous gossip everyday! How do we do it all? We scream - just like Madonna.

Although I'm not sure why she is screaming. She can afford to pay someone to scream for her.