America's Love Affair with Bad Singing is Finally Over

Wearing a brown t-shirt that said "Life is Beautiful" and sporting a curly bob - Sanjaya sobbed on Lakisha's sholder when Ryan Seacreast informed him that he was going home! I'm really shocked that he took it like that. I thought for sure he was expecting to be getting the boot every week, but it looks like Sanjaya thought he was in it for the long haul. I guess that explains all the cockyness. Sanjaya managed to pull it together to give us another horrible performance of "Something to Talk About" changing the words at the end to "Let's talk about hair, hair hair". Good one.

Inexplicably, Fergie was allowed to "sing" one of her songs. She's awful. How she got to where she is today is totally beyond me, although she was wearing interesting shoes.

Martina McBride sang, she was fabulous, but her daughter stole the show chatting with Ryan and answering questions meant for Martina, and generally being adorable.

Ryan Seacrest split the Idols into two groups and then asked Melinda to choose which group she thought was safe. Melinda wouldn't do it and sat down in the middle of the stage. Totally predictable move on her part. She probably didn't want to formally acknowledge that Jordin is her biggest competition.

Randy Jackson was the worst dressed of the night - wearing a pink t-shirt and a horrible hat that was too small for him, decorated with white skulls. Get a mirror, dawg.

So, Dial Idol did get it right! Blake Lewis is safe - but for how long?

Fergie Got Hammered

Fergie must have spent a little too much time at the airport bar before her flight from LA to England because she was so hammered, she got booted from her flight! She put on quite the show and was shocked that she was banned from the plane.

“She was falling all over the place and had to be supported. She was in no state to fly. But when she was prevented from boarding she couldn't believe it. She was drunkenly ranting at staff but could barely string a sentence together. It was very embarrassing.” Ferguson delayed the flight for an hour while her luggage was removed, but her three bandmates remained on board the plane bound for London.

That last part has to be my favorite - her bandmates stayed on board and took off for England without her! Virgin Atlantic basically confirmed the story.

"We can confirm a female passenger was denied from boarding as she appeared intoxicated and was therefore unsuitable for travel."

Maybe all that jogging we've been seeing Fergie do has lowered her tolerance!

The Mirrorless Leave The House

Are Gwen Steffani and Fergie so desperate to look unique that they'll put these high waisted skinny jeans on? Apparently so. I think these look awful. They were bad first time around, but it's excusable, because it was the first time around. The high waist is not flattering at all, even on these two, who are both in fantastic shape. There is no hope for the rest of us if this fashion atrocity comes back in style for good. I can only hope this is a blip on the radar of fashion.

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Fabulous Fergie

Check out Fergie at the Grammy's last night! I'm sure Kate and I have made it perfectly clear that we are not fans of metallic anything but I really do like this Badgley Mischka dress she chose. There were quite a few mini-dresses on the red carpet last night but Fergie really pulled it off. She looks fantastic....all those workouts we have seen her doing have certainly paid off!